huntressthewizard
🍃Hard Meat Don't Get Eat 🌿
Selective Huntress Wizard from Adventure Time RP blog. Extremely crossover and multiverse friendly.
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//i really just had to come back to this hellsite JUST to keep my writing from getting stolen by AI, huh???
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random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
“ i want to be like you. “
“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “
“ what’s the plan here ? “
“ please just … come home. “
“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “
“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “
“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “
“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “
“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “
“ we’re not friends. “
“ so , do you come here often or … ? “
“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “
“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “
“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “
“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “
“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “
“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “
“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “
“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “
“ sing me a song. “
“ did you do this ? “
“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “
“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “
“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “
“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “
“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “
“ why are you leaving ? “
“ admit it … i drive you wild. “
“ you’re so infuriating. “
“ i hate this town. “
“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “
“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “
“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “
“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “
“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “
“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “
“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “
“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “
“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “
“ you are my platonic soulmate. “
“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “
“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “
“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “
“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “
“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “
“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “
“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “
“ … not many people really talk to me … “
“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “
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🍃🏹➳ She wasn't entirely sure what she was expecting. RITO cuisine was foreign to her, butter and wheat and SALMON being a staple as opposed to tomatoes and monkey and OCTOROK tentacles, something she was still trying to convince to people that it could be used in actual food and not just potions if one knew how to prepare it correctly.
———-> The stew that REVALI was preparing did smell rather good, though, and after the invitation to give it a taste test, CYRENE took a small slurp from the spoon, and hummed in satisfaction.
———-> ❝ Is there anything you can't do, SENSEI? ❞
@huntressthewizard : starter call ❝ Give this a taste and bask in my culinary greatness. ❞
Feather fingers offer a ladle to sample. Difficult as it may be, Revali takes great pride and care to prepare the stew, a dish other than a typical fish. It’s one of his lesser celebrated talents, and truthfully, Revali doesn’t have much time as of late to do it, but his mother taught him the art of cooking and he carries that knowledge long after she’s passed.
#ic#v. Zelda#i still need to update my graphics on here but hoh well#ritohonour#also fiddle dee dee im late as can bee
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started playing baulder's gate 3 and made a tiefling ranger based on Huntress Wizard (there aren't any other races to play that allow horns. I pretend she's a Dryad anyway)
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my girl
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The moment lost it’s meaning for a moment as Rick watched Huntress babble about. He really should’ve left at that point. Actually, he really thought about it. He didn’t. Instead, he decided to carry on through.
After all, he meant it when he said he felt responsible. It was his fault. In one sense or another. And he wouldn’t just leave. Especially not with the heavy question lingering in the air about their friendship.
“…No, I don’t,” He sighed out.
In that moment, it was as if the mask fell. A glimpse of a broken man who didn’t know how to treat the people around him well. No matter how well loved or liked. How much respect he held for someone. It always ended up this way.
“I insult everyone, I-I insult my own fucking grandson, I-I,” He paused, trying to get a better hold on his words. He wanted to make her understand. “It’s complicated, m-maybe a conversation when you’re sober, but I-I’ve been through a fucking lot a-and this is how I am. I hurt the people I love, insult the people I-I give a shit about. I-It’s just what I do.”
🍃🏹➳ ❝ ...Huh. ❞ She was SILENT as the grave after that simple reply, having managed to ROLL over onto her stomach and glance up at him from an ANGLE.
A broken MAN who only SPURNED companionship and AFFECTION that wasn’t in the form of dually HARMFUL or SELF-DESTRUCTIVE. Someone who used his INTELLIGENCE to overcompensate for his INFERIORITY complex and used his KNOWLEDGE to escape from his PROBLEMS instead of trying to FIX them.
❝ Sounds kind of like ME when I was YOUR age. ❞ Huntress mused. Yes, Rick may have SEEMED like a broken, jaded OLD man with no room for GROWTH, but by the WIZARD’s scale, he was but a CHILD. It was a SHAME that humans aged so POORLY, otherwise the half-dryad would say that he still had TIME to change and IMPROVE.
❝ Have you tried NOT doing that? ❞ Even IF Huntress wanted to ARTICULATE what she was THINKING, she still didn’t seem exactly SOBER enough to do so.
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❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜ @finncomet
&. 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
🍃🏹➳ ❝ Are you sure this is ME that’s the SCARED one here? ❞ Huntress Wizard was unsure if Finn was attempting to tease her or if he was being genuine, but either way, the half-dryad shot back with that as her reply. However, Finn was probably GOOD at picking up what she was FEELING by now.
Truth be TOLD, she WAS indeed a bit UNEASY in this environment. a haunted FOREST would have been one thing, but the ruins of an ancient human METROPOLIS? Littered with the IRRADIATED remains of an AGE long gone by due to the inhabitants own HUBRIS? THAT was kind of spooky.
❝ STILL... we shouldn’t stray TOO far off the path here. There might still be GOO ZOMBIES around. ❞ She paused a moment. ❝ You made SURE to take those RAD-X pills before we left, right? ❞
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❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜ -- @fernbodied
&. 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
🍃🏹➳ ❝ They’re probably ILLITERATE, give them some SLACK, man. ❞ Huntress Wizard stared up at the ‘GIT OOT’ written in BLOOD upon the trunks of the TREES, seemingly UNPHASED by the phenomenon. GHOSTS were a common occurrence in the forest, particularly of APEX PREDATORs that DIED from some UNNATURAL causes.
❝ I’m betting its a GORILLA GHOST. Something that was used to having opposable THUMBS in life. Whatever it is, we should find it and DEAL with it. ❞
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🍃🏹➳ ❝ I do not UNDERSTAND the JOKE. What does having a GAMER MOMENT have to do with putting a WANTED Ad? ❞
huntressthewizard
Have you tried a craigslist ad?
“Next time just call me a slur.”
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🍃🏹➳ Here she come to zap the horny.
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❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜ @ritohonour
&. 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
🍃🏹➳ ❝ You know, I AM right here. ❞ REVALI was KNOWN for his DRY humor, but his STUDENT could be just as BITING when the need arose.
❝ I mean, I GUESS I could put on some FACE PAINT and start snarling if you want a more DEMONIC experience, but STILL, I’m rather HURT that you’d prefer the COMPANY of a spiritual apparition over MINE. ❞
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Come here little kitties, on my lap
Guess who’s back with a brand new rap?
Muse List | Rules
(Now back from Firefighter Academy!!) (Age-restricted 18+ only)
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&. 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( an assortment of dialogue prompts that are a mix of horror, humor, and happy hauntings! feel free to change how you seem fit. )
❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜
❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜
❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜
❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜
❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜
❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜
❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜
❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜
❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜
❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜
❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜
❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜
❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜
❛ we’re not alone. ❜
❛ i see dead people. ❜
❛ i said, look behind you. ❜
❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜
❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜
❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜
❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜
❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜
❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜
❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜
❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜
❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜
❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜
❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜
❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜
❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜
❛ wanna see something scary? ❜
❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜
❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜
❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜
❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜
❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜
❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜
❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜
❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜
❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜
❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜
❛ do not say we should split up. ❜
❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜
❛ i think it’s found us. ❜
❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜
❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜
❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜
❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜
❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜
❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜
❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜
❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜
❛ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. ❜
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[ BLOOM ]: sender weaves a number of flowers through the receiver’s hair. -- @wolfvirago
🍃🏹➳ ❝ I’ve never worked with HYLIAN hair before, ❞ The DEKU girl stated, fiddling and weaving the premature deku BLOOMS into the girl’s hair. It was SO much easier and softer than her SISTER’s back home-- coarse, rough, and STIFF as PINE needles (because they WERE), and HER hair was considered the EASIER to manage hair types amongst Deku Scrubs.
❝ There you ARE, one TRADITIONAL Deku Scrub flower braid. ❞ Although the girl’s blonde hair was SHORT, it was still DOABLE for the singular PLAIT, and the VINES substituted for EXTENSIONS.
❝ No NEED for payment-- we hope you ENJOY the FESTIVAL. ❞
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Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!”
“You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?”
“I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.”
“Get out of my way before I move you myself.”
“Please, let me out of here!”
“You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.”
“Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.”
“You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.”
“You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“Please, someone help!”
“You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.”
“Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!”
“I’m sorry if I hurt you.”
“Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!”
“I’ve never seen anything like you before.”
“Stand right there and don’t get any closer!”
“Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.”
“Ugh, my head. What happened to us?”
“Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?”
“If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.”
“Holy shit. What have you done?!”
“Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?”
“Don’t panic, I can explain!”
“I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.”
“I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.”
“Who are you? Where are you taking me?!”
“This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.”
“What the hell was that thing back there?!”
“There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!”
“Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!”
“You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.”
“I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.”
“If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.”
“Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.”
“Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.”
“I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.”
“Fuck off, this is private property!”
“I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.”
“Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?”
“Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.”
“That isn’t your blood. What did you do?”
“I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!”
“Come with me. I want to show you something.”
“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
“You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.”
“Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.”
“You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.”
“Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!”
“I’m sorry if I scared you.”
“I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.”
“I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?”
“We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.”
“Let go of me!”
“I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.”
“You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!”
“I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!”
“Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”
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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
i had a super SUPER productive morning and i was treating myself to the fancy shampoo (u know the shampoo u got as a gift that’s kinda expensive and v v Nice so u only use it when ur going out or have a social event going on?) and i came back to find a bunch of my mutuals reblogging the same post about hair, and i’ll be damned if i didn’t see that combination of events as some sort of sign! so here u go my dudes! another addition to the group! feel free to add “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles of this meme!
as always, DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST! i’ll add to it as time passes! and i really hope you all enjoy this one bc i had a lot of fun making it!
[ WASH ]: sender begins to wash the receiver’s hair.
[ TUG ]: sender grabs the receiver’s hair and pulls at it. ( SPECIFY A REASON! CONTEXT IS KEY! )
[ BRAID ]: sender, sitting behind the receiver’s back, begins to braid their hair.
[ SNIP ]: having discussed the matter, the sender gives the receiver a haircut.
[ BACK ]: sender, noticing a strand of hair fall from the receiver’s hairdo, carefully tucks the strand back behind the receiver’s ear.
[ BURY ]: sender buries their hand deep in the receiver’s hair.
[ BRUSH ]: with a hairbrush, comb, or their hand, the sender begins to gently brush the receiver’s hair.
[ GLIDE ]: sender runs their fingers through the length of the receiver’s hair.
[ BLOOM ]: sender weaves a number of flowers through the receiver’s hair.
[ STYLE ]: sender begins to arrange the receiver’s hair into an elaborate hairstyle to an unspecified degree of success (or failure).
[ CROWN ]: having created a flower crown, the sender carefully places it atop the receiver’s head.
[ INHALE ]: while embracing or in close proximity to the receiver, the sender inhales slowly, smelling their hair in the process.
[ TICKLE ]: the sender uses the ends of the receiver’s hair to playfully tickle them.
[ PLAY ]: the sender begins to play with the receiver’s hair while the receiver lies in their lap.
[ LAY ]: the sender lays down in the receiver’s lap to let them play with the sender’s hair.
[ TOUCH ]: just for the sake of the contact, the sender reaches out and gently touches the strands of the receiver’s hair.
[ MASSAGE ]: with their hands buried in the receiver’s hair, the sender begins to gently massage their scalp.
[ ROYAL ]: as part of a coronation ceremony, the sender places a crown atop the receiver’s hair, maintaining eye contact as they do so.
[ KISS ]: the sender places a tender kiss on the receiver’s hair.
[ AWAY ]: the sender, using their fingertips, tenderly sweeps a few strands of hair out of the receiver’s face so as to see them more clearly.
[ TOWEL ]: the sender uses a towel to carefully dry the receiver’s hair.
[ DRY ]: the sender uses a hairdryer to dry the receiver’s hair.
[ SOFTEN ]: the sender rubs oils/conditioner into their hands, and begins to slowly massage it into the receiver’s hair.
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