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who cares 💥

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Fucking monstrous that english doesn't have a word for "gute besserung". Where is your "bon rétablissement", your "god bedring"??! i'm sorry but "get well soon" sounds like a threat i am not saying that to my tumblr mutuals whom i love

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Wichtige Frage

Moin! eine Dänen brauchen Hilfe.

Kann mir jemand bitte sagen, was is mit Hallo Pizza passiert? Existiert es noch immer? …Und vor allem, machen sie immer noch die Weihnachtstraumpizza im December? Ich kann es einfach nicht vergessen.

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Helen Keller and Charlie Chaplin, 1918

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There is so much content available nowadays that it’s become harder to relate to others.

#and they were roommates #omg they were roommates #arch nemesis

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#yes #just seeing the wary Christmas tree unlit and just sitting there in silence #gift wrappers everywhere #life goes back to normal

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I don’t mind too much if the Twitter users immigrate to tumblr.

However I will start Biting if tumblr becomes the standard social media site everyone uses.

My employers don’t need to know that I am a clown and this is the circus I frequent. They don’t need to learn about the chainsaws I juggle or the jokes I yell while entering a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns.

#exactly #please dont #keep it on the low

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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

#you can find all us circus performers here #its not a social media platform #its a place with crabs and verification tags as decor and we cant stand social media #so we come here

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choose your Vault Hunter

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Kite Festival, Hamamatsu, Japan.

#imagine looking up and seeing a big pointy doughnut kite

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Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

#diet christian music

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Incredible. They're so close to getting it.

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Honestly with some distance i think I'd say german teenagers were onto something when they used "hobbyless" as the default insult in the early 2010s

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*hebt Hand in der Einführungsvorlesung Geisteswissenschaften* 'Und wann kommt endlich der Geist?'

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the fact that is impossible for me, in one life, to study classical studies, archaeology, international relations, all the literature in the world, get a languages degree in italian, german, greek, latin, russian and french; learn how to play the violin and also piano, cello, guitar and the flute; learn how to sing, both modern singing and classical singing/opera; is my villain origin story.