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Universities should have swing sets
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swagever
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*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person
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Oug.
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live slut reaction
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cardi b is short for cardiovascular bronchitis
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submissive and beheadable
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submissive and beheadable
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i love cheating on exams i love abortion i love autism i love “unhealthy” food i love vaccines and ugly clothes and sex changes amen
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men's restroom: gross but in a predictable way. shit and piss but that's it
women's restroom: an actual murder scene in one stall, the pt baby in the sink, if you use the one clean stall people will shake it violently while you try to piss, small children try to crawl under sometimes, someone has written a recipe for poundcake on the door
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what if it all worked out
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you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?
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every time I look at this Hamster’s face I cry
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