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chamber: if you straight up drink milk, i will never listen to a word you say to me.

breach: enjoy your fragile lactose intolerant bones while i, a loyal milk drinker, am literally able to rip a tree in half

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chamber: oh, look at all the pretties!

fade: can you please stop talking about assault rifles the same way I talk about cats.

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how Chamber holds site after his nerf

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sova: you're so dramatic

chamber: yes

chamber: that's the entire point of me

chamber: you always forget it

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chamber: hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

killjoy: actually, raze is my favourite.

chamber: okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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neon, texting chamber: you hate me because i can see past your fassod

neon: fasad

neon: i don't believe ur shit bitch

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WHO HE TAKE THIS FOR??????

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valo art dump 😌

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the moon and his stars ✨🌛

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yor

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y'all.

i just made a horrifying discovery

#valorant chamber #ok it's official user hvstias has gone lost her mind bye #amber shitposts #talks #rambles #idk #send help

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it's either my sleep deprived brain finally gave up or chamber kinda looks like edward nygma

i just made a horrifying discovery

#valorant chamber #please tell me you see it too

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i just made a horrifying discovery

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TW: mutilation, needles

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"Sabine, she's going into shock-" "It's been in her bloodstream for more than an hour. The substance must be neutralized before the wound is closed. Hold her down, Hazal, or she'll lose more than just her arm."

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"this... would make you happy?" "yes very much so, mon ame." "...why am I even in a relationship with you?"

@stellaris-archivum wildest and weirdest prompt we had T_T I just know this bish enjoying this sht

#LMAOOOO #I LAUGHED OUT LOUD #chiper #viper valorant #chamber valorant #he so would btw #valorant fanart

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i have a quick question y'all should i start making agent specific headcanon posts or stick with miscellaneous hc posts

#amber talks

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hello! sova headcannons, if you have any? also, thoughts on sova x chamber as a ship?

(no pressure to answer immediately or at all. asks are for fun!)

i wouldn't say i've read many fics about them but i loveee their dynamic no matter if it's platonic or romantic (and i'm open to fic recs pspspsps pls) aand for sova headcanons, i have so many but they're so randomized in my other hc drafts i probably need to edit some of them before posting buut here's some of them

this is kind of based on canon so idek this counts buut i feel like his sleeping pattern is a mess because of his workaholic tendencies, but he somehow (almost) always keeps it together you wouldn't even know he's sleep deprived unless you look closely

knows so many homemade food recipes because of his grandma and it comes in handy

he's a sagittarius sun and i'll die on this hill

his spice tolerance is on average but he loves sour things

a dog person. golden retriever personified, if you will. (loves huskies, who's suprised)

i've seen so many ppl characterize him as a serious serious man but i'd like to object. he's serious during working hours but off work sasha is one of the five horsemen of the sassy men apocalypse for me your honor (see: that thumb scene and some of his voicelines are justwjjdkd i love this man)

unintentionally does the dad clap and its so loud it could wake the dead, i remember saying this in my othe posts but in case i didn't, this is canon in my mind lol

can be a little too overprotective of those he's close with sometimes but he's chill

is a tea person, loves herbal ones but has a preference for black tea (and earl gray if we go into details)

his bionic eye doesn't cause too much discomfort now that he's used to it but he occasionally gets phantom pain, especially when he's sleep deprived

other agents sometimes jokingly say that he's a lil brimstone in making and i kinda see it

hurt his right knee during his military service days, and it still aches in winter but he'll take that information to the grave lmao

#rushed but that's pretty much all i ahve in mind rn #will make a big podt for him in future tho #love this blond slightly unhinged bimbo #thank u for the ask <3 #asks #valorant sova #valorant headcanons