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I’m a big fan of fictional men

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I made this post like three episodes into season one and… oh my god

Nothing could have prepared me for any of the next 10 episodes

Shiro: “Three words. Say them and I'm yours.”

Kuroh: “Three words.”

Shiro: “…good enough, I suppose.”

#k project #k anime #this was a much more elaborate show than I thought it was #such a good anime #would recommend #thank you fish for giving me the chance to see it #cried at least three times but it now holds its place as one of my favorite animes

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Shiro: “Three words. Say them and I'm yours.”

Kuroh: “Three words.”

Shiro: “…good enough, I suppose.”

#yashiro isana #kuroh yatogami #k project #k anime #thank you fish for exposing me to the delight of this ship #enemies to lovers speedrun #kuroshiro

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Behold

A skrunkly

encountered this dreepy keychain on a call with @kirkshouseplant and @i-am-definitely-not-a-crab last night and I have not stopped thinking about it since…I figured that tumblr deserved to see it.

#pokemon #pokeplush #dreepy #he has seen arceus #memes #this was my 13th reason to live #I love him #he’s skrunkly #the skrunkmiester #my boy #also thank you for posting this fish because I needed to see my son again

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This would mean nothing to the average user, but to the seafood crew, this means everything

#memes #seafood soup #seafood crew #thank you for this delightful image shrimp

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A delightful, wonderful, stunning, spectacular, gorgeous, beautiful specimen. Thank you for sharing Fish

#memes #frog #god I love frogs #but I love my friends more #thank you for the ask fish #frög #f̶̱̮͈̖̦̰̗̋́̋̈́̈́̀ r̸̡͉̱̞͈̗̣͈͈̱̥̘͍̙̕ o̷̺̗̅͒̀̀̾̀̊̃̑̊͝ g̴̡̡̜̻̖̦̤̫͎̲̳̤̲͓̬̤͈̽̊

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sir, that’s my emotional support black sheep of the family with otherworldly powers and questionable coping mechanisms

#klaus hargreeves #bruno madrigal #umbrella academy #encanto

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Alternatively

#tumblr #memes #tua memes #it’s very funny to see

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Man is tired of this and has been for 30+ years

I do not know the original artist of this template so if y’all know please tell me so I can credit them :)

#bruno madrigal #encanto #memes #encanto bruno #encanto memes

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Mirabel: “Tío Bruno, I can’t find my glasses. Can you have a vision to help me find them?”

Bruno: “…Mirabel, I don’t think you understand how my gift works. Also, they’re on your head.”

#bruno madrigal #encanto #encanto bruno #encanto memes #mirabel madrigal #mirabel encanto #mirabel is doing her best and I appreciate her for this #mirabel is also severely underrated and deserves appreciation

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Ratitío

#artists on tumblr #encanto #bruno madrigal #encanto bruno #illustration #digital art #memes #encanto memes #madrigal family

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Félix trying to teach Antonio the alphabet: Okay, you got this. Repeat after me... A B C D E F G

Antonio: A D E C G F B

Camilo: Yes, Antonio! Remix!!

#encanto #encanto disney #disney encanto #incorrect encanto quotes #encanto camilo #camilo madrigal #antonio madrigal #encanto antonio #thank you op #this is wonderful #felix madrigal #encanto felix

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I AM TOO OMG THOSE STUPID BOTTLES

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

#.txt

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He’s garbage at keeping secrets so I respect the man for going to the lengths he did to keep it. Still crazy of him to do tho

#bruno madrigal #encanto #encanto bruno #memes #encanto memes

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Just pondering the Nintendo Direct.

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The perfect irony of Bruno is that he can read the future, but he sure as fuck can’t read the room

#encanto #tio bruno #pepa madrigal #bruno madrigal #he is an idiot in the best way #thank you for this op

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@mikoreilovepostgenerator and I circa 2019: Haha we'll just get into Jojo for the memes.

Us three years later, in very deep, and have now gotten @i-am-definitely-not-a-crab into it: fuck