i-am-megalodonna

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I love tumblr ❤️queerest place on the internet 🫶🏳️‍🌈

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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I’m crying

#animals #reblog

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#GENGARRRRR #pokemon #reblog

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Renat you Russian cunt

#I LOVE RENATTT #militsioner #reblog

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he accidentally picked the romance dialogue path OOPS !!!!!!

#leaping and bounding like a deer or perhaps a gazelle #militsioner #reblog

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Your mf doorman

#that's not my neighbor #reblog

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IT'S HAPPENING

It was pretty obvious, I know, but today the petition for Hoon man begin!

I wanna S Q U E E Z E this silly spooky dopple

Edit: I forgot to link the petition " here "

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ALL HAIL THE HOON MAN PLUSHIE!

#HES REAL #the SECOND these drop im getting my hands on one i need it #it's so funny #that's not my neighbor #reblog

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My apologies if I spammed your notifs I'm having a bit of a Militsioner moment . Don't mind me

Never apologize for havving a militsioner moment. Every day of my life is a militsioner moment.

#megalodonanswers

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you’d fuck a fence if it was fat and hairy

i sure fucking would

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At last it's here, a shop update. Yippee! Whoo! Featuring:

The very first color printing of Airsled! Available as a softcover or a pdf, colored by @korybing! It's a short story on the pre-industrial avian homeplanet about a livestock-drawn airplane, confronting an internalized colonialist mindset, and biting large wild predators in the neck!

A new sticker bundle! You can get a discount on it if you also buy the Airsled softcover, use code COLORVISION.

A restock of Growth Chart, the collection of short stories about Talita growing up in human foster care.

Restocks on the first 4 volumes of Almost Real: A Speculative Biology Zine.

Sales on a lot of older Almost Real merch and other miscellaneous older store stock. I want this stuff outta my house.

That about sums it up.

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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hey guys i just finished a draft for one of the stories in my comic but could really use some critique. basically ive been interviewing multicultural people and then writing short comics based on our conversations. i think ive been staring at it too long and need a fresh pair of eyes. please be harsh idc. are the drawings too stiff or monotonous? do i need to add more background? is it written ok should i rewrite anything?

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The concepts of NSFW is being cleared of the Internet under the false pretense of children’s safety when it’s really about the people in power sanitising for advertisers and pushing evangelical narratives AND that not enough is done to keep legitimately harmful content off of spaces that minors have access to are ideas that can coexist

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something something scarlet milk

#that's not my neighbor #reblog