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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

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[Peter gone to distract the enemy during a mission]

Steve: What do you think he's gonna do?

Tony : He'll probably throw a rock or something

Peter: *starts yodeling at a distance*

Steve: What on earth-

Tony : Honestly I'm not one bit surprised

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epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

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Shes probably committing crimes right now

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I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

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I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he’s like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it’s what cinema needs more of

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insp

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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steve wouldn’t have become captain america if it wasn’t for his love for bucky, even if you dont ship it, you cant deny that they loved eachother in some way

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NEW HEAD CANON ALERT: Bucky first realized he was in love with Steve on September 21, 1937 when reading the Hobbit quietly to himself that night in bed in their apartment and Steve rolls over (after complaining about the lamp for the 50th time) and asks Bucky to read it to him.

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What I Think Marvel Characters Would Smell Like

(I don't know why I thought of this, but please bare with me)

Tony Stark (Iron Man): Would smell like sweat, motor oil, and sometimes alcohol. Uses Old Spice Wolfthorn deodorant, a shampoo that says "Energy", and Dr. Squach's rum scented soap. Will use an expressive cologne for meetings and press conferences.

Bruce Banner (Hulk): A simple man who is very persistent about hygiene and almost never smells like sweat. Would use Old Spice Bearglove deodorant and Irish Spring soap.

Steve Rogers (Captain America): Would smell like sweat. Definitely uses Head and Shoulders. Would use Axe deodorant. Vaguely smells like "ocean".

Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier): Doesn't really care about hygiene. Is often greasy. May have a metallic smell. Will sometimes smell like Axe and "ocean" because that's what Steve uses.

Clint Barton (Hawkeye): Lives on a farm, so would smell like chickens and hay. Uses Degree Men's deodorant and generic 3-in-1 blue-green men's soap. May sometimes smell like coconut when he runs out and uses his wife's shampoo.

Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow): Wants to stay undetectable so she uses scentless soaps and deodorant. However, she may treat herself with cocoa butter / shea butter body wash.

Pepper Potts: Makes hygiene a top priority. Likes fruity smells. Uses Suave strawberry scented shampoo, apricot body wash, and Aussie Miracle Moist oil. Will use a "mixed berry" deodorant. May sometimes use a mango scented body spray.

Happy Hogan: Is very professional. Never wears cologne. May smell like sweat, but it's very rare. Uses dark blue generic men's shampoo and body wash. Would use Old Spice Steel Courage deodorant.

Peter Parker (Spider-Man): Tries to not smell, but is a teenager so will still smell like sweat. Will use "Energy" 3-in-1 for both shampoo and body wash. Would have his own separate container of conditioner that smells like either generic men's soap or occasionally watermelon. Would use Old Spice Fiji deodorant.

May Parker (old and young): Uses many flower scented soaps, but prefers lavender and/or rose. Uses Suave Baby Power deodorant.

Princess Shuri: Would use coconut shampoo and cocoa butter body wash. Uses Secret flower scented deodorant. May also have a hint of motor oil and metal. Usually clean.

Prince T'Challa: Smells like roses. Uses many rich and expensive soaps, but they all mainly smell like roses.

Thor Odinson: Does not use Midgardian soaps. Often smells like sweat. Uses Asgardian soaps and shampoos that smell similar to honeysuckles.

Loki Laufeyson: Does not use Midgardian soaps. Hygiene is a top priority. Uses Asgardian soaps that smell similar to forests and rain. May have a hint of paper books.

Wade Wilson (Deadpool): Smells entirely like apricots. Doesn't have hair so he doesn't use shampoo. Is not and never will be ashamed that his body wash is technically "for women". Uses Old Spice Fiji deodorant. Has a hint of iron and blood at all times.

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Natasha: What’s it like working with Tony and the kid?

Rhodey: Picture the most well-behaved, civilised, quiet working people you can

Natasha: Okay?

Rhodey: Okay, now throw that thought out the window

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Natasha was there, alive, when Yelena visited her grave she just didn’t whistle back because she knew Val was there in this essay I will-

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