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Wishing you and yours an Uneventful Nine Fortnights Until Arbor Day!

#shitpost #humor #christmas #war on christmas #holiday #holy shit #holy fuck

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That’s rarely a good sign.

#shitpost #humor #toilet #caution #caution tape

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It’s not a proper coffee maker if it doesn’t sound like Darth Vader’s breathing apparatus malfunctioning.

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“Polarization thrives on false dilemmas.”

Brink Lindsey

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If I were a woman, I would want these leggings. I have no idea where I’d wear them, or even if I’d ever have the nerve; but I’d want them just on general principle.

#leggings #spandex #lycra spandex #lycra #legginslove #ragstock #gold #womenclothing #womenswear #womens clothing

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They’re not wrong.

#shitpost #matrix #cat #latex #covidmemes #covidー19 #covid #cats pics #cats #cookie

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Coffee

Another day I’m incompetent to make my coffee until after I’ve had my coffee.

#shitpost #coffee #coffetime #coffiecup #morning #sleep

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#2020 #shitpost #cher #alice cooper

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#shitpost #Trump #Donald Trump #trumpmemes #against trump #trump administration #election #bidenharris2020 #biden2020 #bidenforpresident #joseph biden #biden #president #yardsigns #pence #trumppence2020 #democrat #democrats #anti trump #kamala harris

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A good rule of thumb for everyone:

Oldest sushi first.

#shitpost #sushilovers #sushi

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It's been at least two months since I've heard about murder hornets.  I call, “continuity error”.

#shitpost #scifimovies #scifi #movies

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Vaccine

I know some people are very excited about Russia's announcement that they have a Covid-19 vaccine.  However, as it's only been tested on seventy-odd people, and given the Russian government's known tendency to deceive and fabulize, it is my strong suggestion that the only people who take this vaccine are those who desperately want to mutate and grow tentacles.

#shitpost #vaccine #COVID19 #covidー19 #covidmemes #disease #russia

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Could someone please explain to me why anybody would give a bucket of flaming wombat shit what Chuck Woolery has to say about Coronavirus?

#shitpost #game show #Trump #Donald Trump #coronavid19 #covid19 #politics #twitter

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I wonder....

Why there doesn’t seem to be a manufacturer of vibrators with the company slogan “If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself.”  It seems so right.

#sex #vibrator #shitpost #porn #masturbation

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Oodles of poodles canoodle in the strudel.

#shitpost #poodle #doglover #strudel #canoodle

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Police Procedurals That Won’t Make It

SO, I’ve been thinking about bad ideas for cop tv shows:

Salt Lake City Vice

NCIS Des Moines

Mean Streets of Topeka

Regulation and Public Safety: Restaurant Inspection Unit

Fake Detective

Fuzz!

Stakeout

Traffic Squad

Hungarian Border Patrol

The Omaha Way

#ncis #csi #swat #police #tv series #cop shows #shitpost #law and order

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Bad Graphic Design

When I saw this bag from a distance, I read it as saying, “Our carnitas pork responsibly and deliciously.”  To which I can only say, I certainly hope so!

#shitpost #chipotle #burrito #fast food