Are they gay? Are they qpps? That's for me to know and you to accept
Are you proud of me, me? I filled a canvas, there you go
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Lied, trying to trash talk with Iruma before playing a game: What do you have to say about your sure defeat against me?
Iruma: I guess my response to that this is, ROT IN HELL, CRAP FACE!!
Lied: *shocked gasp*
Iruma: Also, I love you and I treasure you, and you bore me.
Lied: God, You're being so mean.
Lied: Do it more <3
Iruma: Hope you die~
Lied: *scandalous gasp*
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Purson: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Lied: How?
Purson: I need someone to take the fall.
Lied: What did you do?
Purson: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Kalego, from the other room: Oh my god.
Purson: ...
Kalego: OH MY GOD!
Lied: Make it a hundred.
Purson: Deal.
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Iruma: From now on we will be using code names.
Iruma: You can address me as Eagle One.
Iruma: Azz is “been there done that”.
Iruma: Lied is “currently doing that”.
Iruma: Purson is “it happened once in a dream”.
Iruma: Clara is “if I had to pick a gal”.
Iruma: And Sabnock is..
Iruma: Eagle Two
Sabnock: Oh thank god.
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Eiji Okumura is chaotic and a little shit and no one can convince me other wise. Also very sad. This is a very prevalent theme in all of my posts.
So here's some incorrect quotes
Eiji: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Eiji: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Eiji: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Eiji: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Eiji: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Eiji: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Eiji: I made tea.
Ash: I don’t want tea.
Eiji: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Ash: Then why are you telling me?
Eiji: It is a conversation starter.
Ash: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Eiji: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Eiji: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Eiji: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches
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Eiji: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. As long as it isn't Ash.
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Eiji, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
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Eiji: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Eiji: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Eiji: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Eiji: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read!
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Eiji, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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Eiji: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Ash: What's that?
Eiji: Remorse code.
Ash: I'm even angrier now.
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Eiji: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
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Eiji: I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Eiji: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
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Eiji: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Eiji: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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Eiji: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Eiji: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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Eiji: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Eiji: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
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Eiji: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
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Eiji: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
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That's it, Eiji being a chaotic bastard is my favourite thing and some of y'all really need to embrace it.
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