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cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces
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THIS IS THEM AAAA
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my video game opinion is that every characters should wear more clothes.. except for the fat guy, keep him naked
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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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i-can-do-tricks · 16 hours
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"Marcille likes Animal Crossing" "Marcille likes Dwarf Fortress"
We have a canonical answer to what kind of entertainment Marcille likes and it's sprawling romance epics that span multiple human generations. Marcille plays JRPGs that are more cutscene than gameplay to the exclusion of all other games. Marcille is still trying to convince people that FF14 1.0 wasn't all that bad.
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all my haters become tomaters when they eat my spaghetti marinara of success
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals
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thinking about Buddy Dawn meeting helio in the afterlife. thinking about buddy dawn asking helio why betral happens. thinking about him (possibly) waking up to kristen, cleric of doubt and uncertainty, chosen of his god , who still doubted the church anyways, reviving him. Thinking about him waking up with the light of twilight and suddenly realizing that none of his frenids nor his god ever had his back.
suddenly realizing that bad things happen to good people. suddenly understanding that when you live your life with blind faith, your afterlife is disappointing, and your "frenids" slit your neck open.
Thinking about him going home to his (probably) ultra religious family knowing that helio did not save him or warn him about the knife at his neck, and maybe even resenting kristen a little bit becuse maybe the chosen one of the church would have been warned. asking himself for the first time why helio did what he did. wondering if this life was worth it.
maybe buddy dawn suddenly knows that this isn't the life he wants. Maybe it takes a whole ark for him to realize it. Maybe he takes revenge out on the rat grinders. maybe he takes his frustration out on helio. maybe he leaves helio for cassandra, letting himself revel in doubt and mistery, allowing him to question "why?" for the first time in his whole life. Maybe he leaves helio for ARNKANA, allowing himself justified rage, and getting the justice he feels he desrves.
god. fuck man. buddy dawn, i hope you find peace no matter what. and i hope you also meet your god and go, "He kinda sucks tbh" and you and kristen bond over that.
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beetle table <3 maple, white oak, walnut
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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.
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if you want
a magical girl series that isn't an ecchi comedy or a hyperviolent melodrama
a magical girl series where 99% of the cast are 20 and older
a magical girl series about... uh, the dangers of deregulation
great art
cool deliquent tracksuit-wearing senpai magical girl who makes big yowly grins
you owe it to yourself to give Magilumiere Co. Ltd. a shot
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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from
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