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when i was younger i used to think the choice of a trumpet as the instrument to herald the apocalypse was bizarre. like really? the tumpet? bwaaa? but then i heard a hunting horn while out on a walk and understood just how hair-raisingly eerie a lone trumpet could sound carried on the wind.

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dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

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Chloe: I love you, Max. I remember every single moment with you.

Max: Every single one?

Chloe: Absolutely.

Max: Did you remember to call the electrician like I asked you to this morning?

Chloe: ….Dammit.

Max: “oH i rEmeMber eVeRYthINg.“

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

#Minnesotan mixed with a bit of a southern drawl for some reason

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The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

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BING BONG IS CANON

#BING BONG IS CANON

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some of yall will post about thanking the bus driver and then not even be thanking the bus driver

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I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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we need to talk about how this is the SECOND TIME kate’s gotten home to find a random stranger in her apartment but instead of being scared she just says “can i help you?”😭😭

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Ngl this movie was fun but this scene GAVE ME LIFE

THE MARVELS (2023) dir. Nia DaCosta

#these are my thoughts #the marvels #themarvelsedit #marveledit #mcuedit #kamala khan #ms marvel #iman vellani #hawkeye #kate bishop #hailee steinfeld

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Happy birthday to me bitch 🫡

#2 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you