What do you do on a remote island?
Try to find the TV it belongs to.
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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O
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I will harvest your lymphnodes and use them as a garnish on my soup
Heres an oldie but a goodie. Please do, I'm very stressy depressy
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Im genuinely so sorry for the lack of posts. I dont know what to say tbh. I just dont have motivation to post. Ive been relapsing a lot recently and I dont want to put a burden on my boyfriend or any of my friends.
This isnt an excuse, just my reason. Ill try get back to posting but im sorry if I simply lack motivation. I love you all
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Want to hear a joke about infinity?
Never mind, it doesn't have an ending.
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Apologies for the hiatus, some personal stuff was happening and i needed a break but I'll try and post as much as i can now that quarantine and lockdown haunts us all!
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
(Thank you so much for 420+ followers. I love all of you guys)
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