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Green Arrow had a new child scientist villain. Who needs glasses?

Danny was already with the many Blob Ghosts working for him (think of them as Minions of Despicable Me). This new place is a super funny vacation place! He should think ghostwriter about it. True, his eyes were hurt by the portal, but that would be gone in a few years. But who cares about it? With just his genius and no powers as a human, he can show he is a genius! That was how Danny, without knowing it, became a wonderful child who was just having chaotic fun in the new world. It's like a game for him; it's not like he would have problems.

Batman has the Joker.

Superman has Lex Luthor.

Wonder Woman has the cheetah.

But Green Arrow! Green Arrow has a child scientist! with a tragic childhood who does musicals to explain his evil plans.

Just for the poor comedy and Oliver trying to hide it from the other heroes out of embarrassment. Of being defeated by a child and not being able to capture him. ++ Danny looked at Oliver Queen without his green Arrow mask. "An ordinary civilian with a goat?" Oliver saw as he put on his hood. Danny:"An ordinary civilian dressed up as a Green Arrow?" Oliver puts on the mask. Danny: "Ah! Green ARROW! " Green Arrow gave a tired sigh. Black Canary:" When we finally are able to capture him, The first thing we will do is send him to an ophthalmologist." Danny:" Since you are here, I wil tell you about my trash-inator!" Oliver:" So It creates trash." Danny:" NO! Man, are you evil? It collects all the trash in the whole city and teleports it away." Black Canary:" That is a pretty good indicator. You could do much goo..." Danny:" Yes, then into the Bat Cave all the trash of the Star city will go. I was paid by Red Hood to do that." Oliver:" NOO!!"

++ So because Oliver covered it up until now, Danny has now become a world-wide problem. Oliver really didn't want to say he lost a child or explain it. Danny with his Shrink Ray:" Tonight we steal the Legion of Doom HQ/The Hall of Justice!" All the Blob Ghost:" YAYY!"

And yes, Danny stole the Legion of Doom HQ/The Hall of Justice as both Heroes and Villian fought each other in a great battle.

That was the moment Oliver had to explain the problem that he had covered up.

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Trying to figure out if you’re ace or aro can be so goddamn hard because it’s like, trying to find the absence of something. Imagine you’re at a pond and you want to know if there are any turtles, or fish. Say you find a turtle and you’re like “great! Now I know there are turtles.” Or a fish, now you know for sure there are fish. Or you find both, and now you know for a fact there are both turtles and fish in the pond.

But like, if you don’t find any turtles it might be that there are no turtles or maybe you’re just really shitty at looking for turtles and maybe you THINK you saw a turtle over there or maybe it was just a stick. Maybe there are only a few turtles. Maybe you need to do something special to find the turtles. Maybe a bunch of these rocks are actually turtles but you couldn’t tell them apart. Maybe there are no turtles. You have no idea. Meanwhile some people are saying “Oh there have to be turtles! You’ll find them eventually ;)” or “How many turtles have you found in your pond?” or “Try planting some vegetables at the shore to attract the turtles.” Or “Oh no! What disaster happened to your pond that there are no turtles?” And you’re just standing there wet with an empty net and a tired expression.

But whatever because whether there are turtles or fish or not your pond’s ecology works just fine without them because that’s what eco-communities do they form a system around what they have. You aren’t missing anything if you don’t have turtles you just have a pond system without turtles. If someone tried to change you by pouring a bunch of turtles into your pond it would probably fuck something up.

So you don’t have to be entirely sure. You don’t have to search every inch of the damn pond before you can decide there are probably no turtles. If you want to take the aro or ace label because you think it fits go for it. And if you do find your turtles you can rename the pond. That’s fine.

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Winter mood

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Haha update! I have a couple to add!

-Neal Caffrey

-Bakugou Katsuki

-Wylan Van Eck

-Jesper Fahey

-Viktor (arcane)

-Danny Phantom

-Spike Spiegel

Also if you have fic recs for literally any of these characters I’m so down. Like please, please mention fic in the comment. Feel free to self promote you works too!

This is me exposing myself for all of my favorite characters. You can roast me or agree, your choice.

-Tim Drake

-Leo Valdez

-Nico di Angelo

-Thalia Grace

-Pidge (I really watched to season four just to know what happens to Matt)

-Five Hargreeves

-Toph Beifong

-Greg (Over the Garden Wall)

-Karma Akabane

Might add to this later! These aren’t crushes of mine (I’m aroace), they’re just characters I really like!

#fanfiction #neal caffrey #bakugou katsuki #wylan van eck #jasper #viktor #danny phantom #tim drake #leo valdez #nico di angelo #karma akabane #otgw greg #toph beifong #five hargreeves #pidge holt #thalia grace

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HC: Percy Jackson is like a legend at chess, but refuses to learn the names of the pieces like “horsey” or “tower guy”

#percy jackson #headcanon #smart Percy Jackson #fandom #chess #he’s like so good at strategy you can’t convince me otherwise

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There should be a command like /squidsfly on or smth

my heart aches for a time, so so long ago

where there was this minecraft glitch that’d occasionally make the squids float through the air. Just swimming in the sky. It was a happier time.

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Beatrix Potter Techno Time!!!

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bruhhh, guess who beat Minecraft for the first time today. :)

#minecraft #minecraft survival #I was too scared to for so long but now I get to be a builder in peace

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probably throw myself into music. I don’t know what specifically, but maybe a musician? Like, in a big orchestra, or smtn? I haven’t given it much thought because I have my head geared towards aeronautical/space engineering, but I really can never get sick of music. I started playing the drums in seventh grade and fell in love. But also maybe just a mechanic? I like to work with my hands and get dirty. I work on cars with my father and really enjoy that.

if capitalism didn't exist what would your dream job be. btw if you say something like 'engineer' i'll kill you

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!Spoilers!

Who I think certain characters in Assassination Classroom would have as godly parents (feel free to comment other ideas or thoughts):

Karma: Até, goddess of mischief and ruin. I don’t think I really need to explain this one that much. The goddess is known for pulling tricks, and I feel like Karma falls after that. I also feel like maybe Nike cus of the whole beating Asano part.

Nagisa: Thanatos, god of death. I think this would be because he could so easily take a life but he learned the value of life and realized that his potential to kill wasn’t necessarily what he should actually pursue in life

Kayano: Nemesis, because her motivation for most of the series was to avenge her sister, and kill Korosensei. She goes to great lengths to make sure that he gets his fill.

#assassination classroom #karma akabane #nagisa shiota #kaede kayano #greek gods #spoilers #assassination classroom spoilers

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Bruh

which faction of the dream smp are you?

(rb with ur results in the tags)

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Absolutely

now that purpled’s in the lore, I really want him and c!ranboo to straight up hate each other. not only because of the moral conflict but also because it would be really funny.

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People obsessed true crime: mostly murderers and shit

Me: falling down a rabbit hole of major heists

#true crime #art heist #heists #thieves #murder #it’s cool if you like them but heists are just superior #who even cares about murder anyways when you can steal from rich people #they always have the craziest ways of getting away too

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My Nana raised me to only say “pardon me?”

are u: “sorry?” or “excuse me?” or “what?” when you dont hear/understand what someone says

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If you watch Technoblade I bet you read Artemis Fowl when you were younger.

Evidence?

But also, Phil and Butler are way too similar to be ignored on this situation.

#artemis fowl #technoblade #mcyt #venn diagram #if you say you didn’t read it you’re lying #don’t lie to me

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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

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I use all pronouns and don’t correct people when they use she/her bc they work too and I’m fine with them, but

I got called sir in public today and damn I nearly teared up cause hell does that make me happy

#nonbinary #agender #all pronouns