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yelena belova

you didn’t want your baby sister to tag along whilst you saved the world with the cool kids.

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Alexei, at the family reunion: How would u rate this family gathering do far?

Natasha: Stop talking to me.

Yelena: *crying in the other room*

Melina: He had 11 more seconds!

Alexei: 10/10!

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The Old Guard Family + popular text posts - part 19🧨

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the van speech in tog is still crazy bc joe really looked mr. macho military-industrial complex in the eyes and said “you wish your sex life was as good as ours so bad it makes you look stupid” and he was right 

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MARIA HILL IS CANON SAPPHIC

MARIA HILL IS CANON SAPPHIC

MARIA HILL IS CANON SAPPHIC

MARIA HILL IS CANON SAPPHIC

I REPEAT

MARIA HILL IS CANON SAPPHIC

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maria: nat what’s the big deal get down from the ceiling

natasha: mia, dont you see it

maria:

natasha: there’s a SPIDER

maria: oh my god YOURE LITERALLY NAMED AFTER A DEADLY SPIDER *gets rid of the spider anyway*

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Dating Melinda May would include:

pedo-panda-bears ask: Could you write dating Melinda May would include please???

warning: mention of sex

Masterlist / Prompt List / Fandom List / Ask me anything!

she’s pretty overprotective of you

she’s not your personal guard

but will glare at anyone who’s bothering you or is too close to you

Keep reading

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Girls don’t want boys, girls want Maria Hill to be S.H.I.E.L.D. director on AoS and for BlackHill to be canon

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S.H.I.E.L.D Rule #27

Please do not insult the Vision's cooking skills. He is learning, and trying his best. It makes him very sad when someone is mean about his food.

-Post by Maria Hill-Romanoff

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darcy/monica commission for @tripleburger <3 

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@ marvel: give maria hill her own movie you cowards

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Maria: You’re late again.

Y/N: Listen I wasn’t even going to show up today, so don’t even start.

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i love soft but still murderey nat

Y/N: This guy has been bothering me.

Natasha: Kill him.

Y/N: 

Natasha, softly: I kill him for you?

Maria H: Natasha no.

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I relate to Daphne Kluger because I too, would transition to a life of crime if I got to hang out with a bunch of hot women. 

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The scene in Ocean’s 8 where Helena Bonham Carter’s character sits on the floor crying and eating Nutela straight out of the jar, while dressed all in black, because people reacted negatively to her work is such a mood.