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I'm realizing now that people don't know of the first IRL picture Etho sent. His old headphones.
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At 10:15
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I miss my wife, tails (two years since double life team rancher)
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Scar: *ranting about Disney, as usual*
The server chat:
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we all love to talk about how insane mumbo and grian are for eachother or how ethubs is so real or rendoc is actually borderline endorsed or how boat boys never stops talked about eachother. keralis and X are so obsessed with eachother and none of you are talking about it enough
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precious little gem :D
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the father
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the son
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and the holy spirit everybody
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how is scar both the worst and best minecraft player of all time. he didn’t know mobs can climb up ladders and created a completely avoidable situation where he’s spawnkilled immediately but he also runs across the entire nether unharmed. no one does it like him
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a really important distinction between mumbo jumbo the man and mumbo jumbo the monster is that like cc!mumbo is NOT a gamer? hes a tad nerdy but hes more of a jock. you will meet the type in filmworld occasionally and he does enjoy computer specs and such and clearly enjoys the puzzle of redstone but he got into youtube via bmx videos he has always been a jocknerd. not a geeknerd. now. c!mumbo is like the least athletic man of all time if you asked him to do a one block jump he would crumple into a sort of soggy paper ball and wither away. and he is VERY nerdy about redstone even if he's relatively specialized into machines and not farms, hes still interested in all mechanics. c!mumbo jumbo is, also, of course, very into deathpranks, as is normal for hermits. its enriching.
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congrats to falsesymmetry for becoming The First Woman ever
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Gem: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Impulse and Skizz as a demon and an angel respectively is also funny bc impulse has really good luck and Skizz has really bad luck. You see an angel and a demon fall from the sky and the demon lands nicely in a puddle of water, and the angel face plants onto a cactus. And they live like that forever
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Hermitcraft AU where everything is the same except instead of saying everyone or everybody they say everyhermit
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It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.
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I love the “Mumbo’s some kind of supernatural creature” headcanons, and I love the “Mumbo’s just a guy” headcanons, but may I propose: “everyone thinks Mumbo is some sort of creature thing but he’s actually just a bit strange”
“His eyes are so red they basically glow!” My guy inhales enough redstone to power a small machine on the daily.
“He’s nocturnal! He’s always up at night!” Insomnia.
“It’s like he teleports! He just appears behind people” he’s just naturally very quiet and people don’t hear him walking up.
“He knows so many random facts, there has to have been around for ages to learn all that” he’s just a nerd.
Mumbo gets nervous anytime someone tries to interrogate him, making the hermits even more suspicious, but in actuality he’s just worried they’ll be disappointed and he’s starting to realise they probably won’t believe him no matter what answer he gives.
There’s a server-wide bet going for who can figure out what he actually is. Grian, who’s known him for years and knows full well that’s he’s 100% mortal and human, shows up and starts egging the hermits on by “dropping hints” as to what he may be, much to Mumbo’s dismay. Grian thinks the bet is utterly hilarious.
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gem's angler fish? pretty cool.
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So about that Mumbo video...
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literally them
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