Honestly I really wish instead of losing all her memories post season 4 Donna had been like temporarily displaced or some other handwavey scifi bullshit so that she could’ve been a River Song or Master type character where she just shows up sometimes and The Doctor is like DONNA MY BEST FRIEND DONNA and their current companion(s) is like “Whomst??? The fuck????” while Donna is just like “ey oh what’s POPPIN”
Welcome back, listeners! Update on the bodies found out back by the Ralph’s: they’re fiancées now! Awwww. Though, let me tell you, if I had a nickel for every time a consensual stabbing ended in marriage, I’d have, oh, at least four nickels. And they say romance is dead.
[Image ID: A digital drawing of Martin Blackwood and Jonathan “Jon” Sims from The Magnus Archives. Martin is a tall, white, fat man with short messy brown hair, brown eyes, a scruffy beard, and freckles. He’s wearing a light peach shirt with a pastel yellow sweater underneath. He’s blushing profusely and looks happy and cross-eyed as he holds a hand near his lips. He has bright peach nail polish. The area around his mouth, cheek, and neck are smudged with dark lipstick. His glasses are red and square and sit atop his head. There are two pink hearts floating by his head. Jon stands besides him. Jon is a short south asian person with dark brown eyes, freckles on his cheeks, a scruffy beard, and long, messy, greying brown hair. He looks at Martin and laughs at him. One of his eyes is closed. He’s wearing a pale yellow-gray strapless top, a dark denim jacket, and a necklace with an upside-down cross. He’s has slightly smudged dark lipstick. His glasses are round and silver and sit on top of his head. The background is light pink.]