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SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

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“So what’ve you been up to lately?” He smiled, watching her. Had she grown since he’d last seen her? Probably.. Oops.

"Long time no see, kiddo."

               “Hi MarMar!!”

#pretty sure it was #rescuedgoi

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Cue a hissing Marshall because someone just shined a very bright flashlight at his face.

#Marshall's not happy #no literally #that happened #so I'm using it #mun's sister did it #open rp #feel free to respond

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dark starter sentences

some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

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Send me "I'm not wearing any underwear." to see how my muse reacts.

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Mun vs Muse. Now. Give me a topic and we'll argue maturely over it.

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send me a: "✎" and i'll handwrite your url

send me a: "✉" and i'll handwrite a little message for you

send me a: "✈" and i'll handwrite the one place I most want to go

send me a: "★" and i'll handwrite my favorite color

send me a: "♥" and i'll draw you a picture

send me a: "☀" and i'll handwrite my favorite season

send me a: "✦" and i'll handwrite my favorite animal

send me a: "☮" and i'll handwrite my tumblr crushes

send me a: "♪" and i'll handwrite my favorite genre of music

send me a: "♫" and i'll handwrite my favorite singer or group

send me a: "✂" and i'll handwrite something I find attractive

send me a: "✔" and i'll handwrite my favorite movie

send me a: "✮" and i'll handwrite my favorite food

send me a: "☾" and i'll draw something of your choice

send me a: "☁" and i'll write something of your choice

send me a: "♕" and i'll write my favorite line from the song i'm listening to

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Tell me why you followed my blog

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My character takes a fatal blow intended for your character. How does your character react?

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Its so sad when people hate their laugh or their smile, because that means they hate how they look when they’re happy, and the fact that people are self-conscious about their own happiness is heartbreaking to me.

#me #i don't like my laugh #oops

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// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

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Reblog if you're 17+ and you still have stuffed animals.

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jewish women are amazing and beautiful, pass it on

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The nerd I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

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Send "✖" If you think that I'm playing my character properly.

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Pet Sentences

"I brought you a collar"

"You're so sweet."

"Good Boy/Girl"

"I'll make you obey me"

"Bad Boy/Girl"

"Such a beautiful pet"

"You have to sleep in the cage tonight"

"I'm going to have to punish you"

"You like being pet, don't you?"

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((Okay, so since when is listening to music on a low volume too loud? My father has the tv on at like..38, or 40. I can barely hear my music in the first place, as it’s at like.. 15, maybe 17 at the most. And I’m the one who has to turn it down. What?))

#mun problems