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Parallels

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3yo, looking at a living, happy bird in the yard: Can we cut it to see what it looks like inside?

Me: Um, no. It would hurt it a lot and it would probably die.

3yo: But I want to see what colour its bones are.

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Remember her

#i think that's aphrodite

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i'm not like other girls

*knocks you out with a baugette*

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asking someone if they're gay

#gay #duolingo

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wlw moments I’m manifesting in yr season 2

(to fill the ache in my heart from the lack of ✨sapphic sweetness✨ in season 1)

Mention of Malin’s fiancée (in my head they’re engaged, but I’d settle for mention of her as Malin’s girlfriend too)

Rosh to share some of her wlw hoements (hoe moments) with the boys - I’m talking recapping a 36 hour lesbian “date”, how she swiped right to be a couple’s third on tinder - but then about how she starts to fall slowly for one of the women on her soccer team and is freaking out because she’s done the casual sex thing but hasn’t done the feelings thing before and you bet my boy Simon’s all over it helping her through the icky feewings

Frederika is a cottagecore lesbian and Stella is a chaotic good bi queen and they’ve got a little somethin’ somethin’ going on

Linda identifies as bisexual, though has only ever had sexual / romantic relationships with cis-men - this is a very real very valid queer experience. No bi erasure on this TV set !!

The Queen - hear me out - had a femme-presenting paramour in a previous life (her own experience at boarding school?)

More of these two:

+ BONUS: Madison is a pansexual goddess and drunkenly makes out with the two of them at a party once but oops she starts to catch butterflies and oops the two of them realise they’ve caught feelings too and we have some honest communication moments about navigating polyamory

Vaguely related but whatever Sara’s attraction identity may be, can we have a little Ace realisation from her? Acknowledgement of her vibing with grey-Ace or demi-Ace terminology?

Our palace PR lady, Farima, is serving boss bitch ((affectionate)) lesbian energy. You just KNOW she has a wife at home, maybe a young kiddo and a puppy. She’s the breadwinner working gal and she kisses her sweetheart goodbye early every morning, heads in to do a hell of a morally-complex job in closeting the Crown Prince (he’s part of her community, but the monarchy is her job security, this is so hard to navigate), then comes home to help her kiddos with their finger painting homework to de-stress before heading to bed and doing it all over again the next day.

Let’s have a femme-presenting trans character please. Bonus if they’re gender non-conforming / non-binary and join Wilhelm’s unlabelled queer cool kid crew. Let’s talk pronouns though.

The Headmistress is married to her high school sweetheart, a wonderful woman. An artist, a painter. And what a story they have, because no one knew for the longest time - not because they were really hiding it, but no one looked quiiiite hard enough. It was a different world. They celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary next year.

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and there were young children in the ad

bake off trying to say nobody under the age of 35 will know what a malt loaf is only for a soreen ad to play immediately after the technical judging

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I know I'm hardly the first person to say this, but please can the 6 idiots go on Taskmaster or do a special?

There's only 5 contestants on the show but Simon is always busy.

For team tasks, Ben gets paired up with Larry and Jim is with Mat. Martha gets to pick which pair she's least likely to try and murder during the tasks.

#please

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MERCURY

You’ve got an intimate relationship with the things that can hurt you - they’re familiar in the same way putting away laundry is. You don’t know when to cut people out of your life and you don’t know when you’re angry. In fact, you’re burning with resentment, anger, but you can��t figure out why and it’s on the backburner so often you forget that you’re even angry. Everyone tends to look past you and the more you think about it, the more you don’t care. You know you can’t be a burning star in everyone’s life but you hate the idea that other people can be. Sometimes, it’s easier to put your phone down and pretend you don't exist, pretend that staring at the wall will make it all better. It doesn’t

hmmmm

which planet are you?

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charector development is just becoming gayer

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it's always "do you sing dracos or ron's part in granger danger" as if i won't try and fail to sing both

#starkid #avpm #harry potter

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oh you wanna know what kind of person i am, i'm listening to classical music so that i can get more answers right when i watch university challenge.

#university challenge

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Elliot Page and Mae Martin got matching coffee cup tattoos and my heart grew 3.14 sizes

#this is adorable

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ohmyfickjnggod brie larson i am in love with you

#every time she posts #a jrndnjd dits just solid gay panic

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apparently i need to "calm down" and stop "threatening to kidnap people and animals" because it's "illegal" and "kind of rude"

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sometimes i actually listen to song lyrics and then have to switch to instrumental music cos it's a little too relatable.

#this is about mood ring by lorde