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[i-was-born-a-mistake]

space bunny petting simulator

#free serotonin #digital art #no thoughts only them

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

*SLAM FIST ON TABLE *

OK SO THE RIFT AND THE WEIRD PORTAL THING ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED.

I only watch Joel and Scott so I have no clue what is the portal and when it started appearing but, THEY LOOK SO SIMILAR WITH THE END RODS AND PURPLE GLASS AND AND GET THIS-

Before season 9 started Jimmy gave Grian (aka the rift man) and showed him around empires AND they in fact said the universes WERE connected or something along those lines. SO IT IS VERY POSSIBLE THAT THE RIFT AND THE ESMP PORTAL ARE CONNECTED.

WHAT REALLY CONFUSES ME IS HOW GRUMBOT GOT THERE. So the rift isn't connected to one univere it can connect to OTHERS. SO could the rift potentially connect to other SMPs?

#the rift #hermitblr #empires s2 #hermitcraft s9 #grian hermitcraft #hermitcraft #mcyt

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tommy: Are you the person that eats the burger wrapper or not?

Tommy: I quite enjoy the wrapper on.

Tubbo: Naw man, I eat the wrapper then the burger.

Ranboo: Burger wrapper???

#Ranboo is very concerned #incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #incorrect bench trio #bench trio

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Tommy, 6 years old: Is Wilbur, Santa Claus?

Philza: Of course not.

Tommy: Then why did I see him crawling down the chimney in the middle of the night?

Philza:

Wilbur:

#incorrect quotes #philza #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #incorrect sbi #sbi incorrect quotes #incorrect dream smp

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Random thought: What if we could organize our likes?

I have over 6,000 and I'm trying to find that one specific post I liked a few months ago. It's been 15 mins since I started. S E N D H E L P.

#random thoughts #Suggestion #my thoughts

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Tommy: Think fast! *throws a ball at Techno*

Techno: *catches it* No. *pockets the ball*

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Tommy: Think fast! *throws a ball at Wilbur*

Wilbur: *catches it and throws it back like a fastball*

Tommy: oh sHIT--

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Tommy: Think fast! *throws a ball at Philza*

Philza: *gets hit in the face*

Philza: ... *sobs*

Techno and Wilbur: *appearing out of nowhere* WHAT DID YOU DO?!

#tw slight cursing #incorrect quotes #technoblade #philza #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #incorrect sbi #sbi incorrect quotes #sleepy bois inc

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Tommy: I love you. You're the best big brother. Did I ever tell you congratulations on the MMC? Are you doing something different with your hair? It looks nice. Th-

Techno: What do you want

Tommy: Nothing. Can't I tell you how much I love and appreciate you

Techno: *Sips coffee* Uh-huh. Sure

*5 minutes later*

Tommy: ...Blade, will you let me and the boys use your max enchanted sword..?

Techno: I KNEW IT!!

#techno may or may have not giving the sword to tommy- #techno #incorrect quotes #incorrect sbi #sbi incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #mmmm my one post for the month

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Tommy: Wil, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Wilbur: Why?

Tommy: She thinks I'm making you and all your issues up

#incorrect quotes #wilbur soot #incorrect sbi #tommyinnit #dsmp #Wilbur has many issues.....

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*Philza and Tommy on the phone.*

Philza: Did you preheat the oven like I asked you to?

Tommy: Of course!

Philza: At what temperature?

Tommy: 556.

Philza:

Philza: Tommy, that’s the time.

Tommy:

Tommy: 557...

#philza #tommyinnit #incorrect sbi #incorrect quotes #dsmp #Tommy doesnt know his way around the kitchen.

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

#Its for the sword-

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Wilbur after blowing up the nation:

Wilbur, trying to apologize: Sometimes, I make terrible, reckless decisions…

Philza:

Philza: I’m aware.

#Philza's been having to deal with ur shit for years son #Philza just wants a day off #incorrect quotes #philza #wilbur soot #sbi incorrect quotes #incorrect sbi #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp

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Techno: *entering the room wearing perfect eyeliner and high heels*

Philza: Uh, good morning? Do you want something to eat?

Techno: Does it matter? There’s no point. We’re going to die soon anyway.

Philza: Ok. This is fine. I can handle another emo phase.

Wilbur: The fuck do you mean ‘another?!’

#techno and wilbur had an emo phase #you cant change my mind #tw slight cursing #incorrect quotes #technoblade #philza #wilbur soot #sbi incorrect quotes #incorrect sbi

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Today's monumental

It's Star Trek day

The Queens dead 🦀🦀🦀

Trisha Paytas goes into labour

kiwi farms is shut down

Sans won the tumblr sexyman competition

And Toby Fox wrote sans and reigen fiction

#This sure is a hell of a day. #🦀 #queen elizabeth #sans undertale #star trek #trisha paytas #toby fox #tumblr sexyman

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my memes aren't funny to yall but god are they funny to me

#meme #queen elizabeth #crab rave #sansweep

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#ding dong the witch is dead #queen elizabeth ii #uk #england #IT HAPPENED-

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Techno: Can we sleep in your room tonight?

Philza: Why, what happened?

Tommy: We played with an ouija board and cursed all of ours.

Techno: Wilbur isn't much help. He doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he's just throwing salt at them and yelling, "Does this look like a hotel to you?!"

#incorrect sleepy bois inc #incorrect quotes #technoblade #philza #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #incorrect sbi #sbi incorrect quotes

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Wilbur: Hey, Dadza. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Philza: To get to the other side?

Wilbur: You were supposed to say “I don’t know, why?“

Philza: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?

Wilbur: To get to the idiot’s house.

Philza: ...Ok?

Techno: Hey, Phil. Knock knock.

Philza: No.

Techno: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

Philza: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

Techno: The chicken.

Philza:

Wilbur:

Techno:

Philza: Listen here you little shits-

#techbur twins #incorrect quotes #technoblade #philza #wilbur soot #sbi incorrect quotes #incorrect sbi #sleepyboisinc #long post