listen i know tumblr isn't a big sports place but this is the funniest 3 minutes of hockey footage i have ever seen
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The goalies looking around like "ah fuck here we go again". Tkachuk sitting angrily in the box with his arms crossed, cuz he can’t participate since he literally just tried to break off a piece of a guy. His brother being forcibly skated across the ice by a very angry zebra. The quick cut to Gramma Tkachuk's open-mouthed stare of abject bewilderment and disapproval. "Among other penalties". The chick behind the bench cracking up while the whole stadium boos. Gold.
Personally, you all can have fun with your speculations about who might go where, which team might be fucked while I rest easy knowing my driver, a Canadian nepto baby, ain't going nowhere and Aston Martin is progressively going to get better.