iamdarcylewis

[iamdarcylewis]

Anonymously tell my muse something you'd never say to their face.

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[iamdarcylewis]

they just told us kids wont stay at school on mother’s day and im sl happy

#{ out of tasers } #bc dealing with crying kids who miss their mom they just saw is not IT #ofc they wanna leave with their mom #its their MOM #mother’s day cw #pls dobt judge me

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Kat Dennings

#re; the taser queen

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Paleo Chocolate Cake

#re; food glorious food

[iamdarcylewis]

[Text] How long were you gone?

[Text] Whatever you find with chocolate

[Text] Please

@wiishescametrue's Ric sent [TEXT] - i’m at taco bell you want anything? 

[Text] Oooh a Baja Blast! [Text] And a crunchwrap supreme ofc [Text] Still mad at you though [Text] So bring dessert too

#wiishescametrue #w; ric

[iamdarcylewis]

@wiishescametrue's Ric sent [TEXT] - i’m at taco bell you want anything? 

[Text] Oooh a Baja Blast! [Text] And a crunchwrap supreme ofc [Text] Still mad at you though [Text] So bring dessert too

#wiishescametrue #w; ric

[iamdarcylewis]

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of texts prompts. Some have romantic undertones, but not all of them. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)  TW: food & alcohol mention

[TEXT] - please just call me back.

[TEXT] - i’m sorry.

[TEXT] - so this is my number, but don’t save my name as anything sketchy.

[TEXT] - i’m making dinner tonight, you should come over.

[TEXT] - WHERE ARE YOU????

[TEXT] - you’re LATE.

[TEXT] - can we talk? 

[TEXT] - how did it go?

[TEXT] - you’re gonna laugh, but can you pick me up at the police station?

[TEXT] - thinking about you…

[TEXT] - i miss you so much.

[TEXT] - i have an idea, probably gonna get us in trouble though.

[TEXT] - i know you’re awake! pick up the phone! 

[TEXT] - so you’re just gonna ignore me forever? 

[TEXT] - i’m at taco bell you want anything? 

[TEXT] - are you awake?

[TEXT] - i have good news and bad news.

[TEXT] - how are you? 

[TEXT] - new phone, who is this? 

[TEXT] - wanna come over? 

[TEXT] - what’s wrong with you?!

[TEXT] - you only call me when you’re drunk. 

[TEXT] - me, you, a bad movie. you in? 

[TEXT] - wanna bang? [TEXT] - hang* [TEXT] - whatever

[TEXT] - i’ll seduce you with cool scientific facts.

[TEXT] - are you still alive?

[TEXT] - we are sophisticated adults ok?  [TEXT] - last week i purchased a vegetable

[TEXT] - i will not hesitate to strangle you

[TEXT] - what are you doing this weekend? 

[TEXT] - can i come over? [TEXT] - because i’m in your driveway.

[TEXT] - are you seriously leaving me on read right now?

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#re; let’s wake up tomorrow and feel new

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#re; let’s wake up tomorrow and feel new

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staying up late for no reason is just bonding time with my loneliness

#re; sleep is for the weak

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me going back & forth between healed & insane every day

[iamdarcylewis]

churro cupcakes

#re; food glorious food

[iamdarcylewis]

the lord keeps testing me everyday

#and tbh u only get it if u teach #{ out of tasers } #{ tbd }

[iamdarcylewis]

Shit. "No, I don't." And she moved away, clearing her throat and focusing on whatever was on the table. "I just... Uh... Allergies!"

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"You look upset..." He leaned in a little closer, gazing into her eyes.

#thelxberatxr

[iamdarcylewis]

"Eira, c'mon." The question was insulting. "I don't sleep, of course I'm free."

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"Darcy! I just found out something amazing. Are you free tonight? Like... one in the morning type of tonight?

#hxrbingxr