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[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

another thing i want to talk about more when i have more of a brain is the way Taylor talks about insanity and specifically crazy/mad women -- who are not actually insane -- or at least not an actual commentary on mental illness or appropriation of such -- but having extremely appropriate reactions to the way men treat them

#i feel like she's had every right to be unhinged the last two years tbh

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Don’t mess with the Batmobile, guys. Kid from my neighborhood tried to pop a wheel off it one time. We never saw him again. #OnlyInGotham

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

not to give a man credit but shout out to killatrav for pursuing his celeb crush who turned out to be an unhinged mess at the time and sticking around anyway to be her hype man

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, 2007 dir. Gore Verbinski

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Dante’s Inferno - but for kids!

Happy Spooky Season

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Me: I am so chill about this playoffs, I am just happy they made it and we get a couple more games, just gonna enjoy the vibes.

Also Me: (face finger-painted with blood and driving Mad Max pedal to the metal style all the way to New York in order to hurl dead woodchuck carcasses at the referees and various Blueshirt players)

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

i was watching on the other broadcast (national? New York? Unclear I just didn’t have Joe b and locker as an option) and even they thought that headshot was a penalty

#Caps lb

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

This is like the third game a caps player has left the game with a head injury and no penalty in a 4 game span

#Caps lb

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Another playoff where Oshie gets hurt and not even a penalty is called

another playoff where Oshie gets hurt

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

lmao wt FUCK is that call

#Caps lb

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

idk that we want an extended power play though

#Caps lb

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

another playoff where Oshie gets hurt

#Caps lb #where have I seen that before

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

yikes

#Caps lb #katie watches hockey #Playoff angst

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

obsessed with her painting her beloved committed partner of six years and her manipulative whirlwind love affair with the same brush because like. objectively speaking. if we want to get really stark black-and-white about it. both of them fall into the same moral category, of men who are not her husband. and only Taylor Swift could come out and admit that in her actual lived experience, that was what mattered in the end.

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

she asks in The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived was any of it true? were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? in fifty years will all of this be declassified? and then in The Black Dog she’s still asking: I just don’t understand, was it hazing? were you making fun of me with some esoteric joke? because in the end their behavior is equally incomprehensible in light of the promises they made her. six years or a fortnight, it’s counterfeit either way.

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

ATTENTION: HYDROGEN

Great job at not occurring in our air at sufficient concentration to explode. Keep up the good work!

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

“I might just die, it would make no difference” “I died on the altar waiting for proof” “I might just not get up” “oh, what a way to die” “two graves, one gun” “I would’ve died for your sins” “I leap from the gallows” “if you wanted me dead you should’ve just said” “never quite buried” “were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?” “I think I might die if I made it”