iamthekingofsass

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This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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BEHOLD...

you're welcome ✨

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Orpheus and Eurydice by Tyler Miles Lockett

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

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girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized

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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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I like these guys

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oh my god they were classmates

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hungry,,,

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