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Galaxicos appears with a gift, tapping Wolf on the shoulder and giving him a genuine soft smile. "Happy birthday, O'Donnell. It looks like you're slowly getting grayer. Enjoy your gift." ~ [uh uh... <W< ]

The tap to Wolf's shoulder is unexpected, and the normally-guarded lupine offers a slight jump in response. Both shoulders rise suddenly, hugging Wolf's neck tightly for a brief flash of a second or two before landing back down once again. Red eye catches Galaxicos out of his peripheral before Wolf can fully turn around and as he realizes who had just caught O'Donnell in such an unprepared state, his expression changes from pure surprise to wary and guarded.

Galaxicos is always prompt with the birthday presents, Wolf thinks to himself as the other man's well-wishing meets his ears. Crimson eye stares down at the gift being offered to the lead pilot of Star Wolf, and he hesitates for a moment as memories of the last birthday present Galaxicos offered Wolf begin to fill his mind. Reluctantly, Wolf's clawed hands find the box being presented to the lupine, and before fully accepting it, O'Donnell instead chooses to look back up to the chimpanzee, choosing to not totally let go of the insult the Meteo Crusher pilot had uttered.

"Goin' grayer? Wait, lemme guess: ya got me hair dye, right?"

#thebastardmeteocrusherpilot #incoming transmission || ask #bahaha these two #this could be hilarious #or scary

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOY!" Pigma appears and hugs Wolf, lifting him up tightly. "It's your night, and that means only one thing; The best birthday whiskey!"

Pigma's strength clamps Wolf's arms down against his body as he's scooped into Dengar's typical Pigma-brand bear hug reserved for such occasions as birthdays. The Star Wolf leader's tail begins to wag furiously as his feet leave the metal flooring of one of Sargasso's many labyrinthine hallways, and Wolf can't help the choked laugh that escapes him as his father-figure squishes him tightly. The laughter is strained, riding into the recycled air on a couple of hitched breaths. It takes the lupine a moment to worm both his arms around Pigma's tight hug properly, but very quickly Wolf is able to properly return the hug by offering a tight hug of his own right back.

"Best birthday whiskey, ya say? What, ya got somethin' stashed away that I don't know about?"

#greedypigman #incoming transmission || ask #god dammit these two are so sweet #wolf will never say it out loud but he's never been called “my boy” before #and he likes it #but he won't say anything lest he loses the term of endearment

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"I heard it's your birthday, Mr. O'Donnell. I'm sorry I didn't know sooner, But I still wish you a happy night and good wishes!" 🥂 [ @thebastardmeteocrusherpilot / Anastasia!']

Both ears straighten in the pleasant surprise of catching Anastasia's voice in the air. Wolf seems to soften as he beholds the android. A friendly warmth emitting from his only eye, a smile pulls at his snout and he releases a soft chuckle.

"I couldn't expect Sargasso's newest guest to know when my birthday is! But thank ya all the same, miss! You're way too kind!"

#incoming transmission || ask #AWWW ANASTASIAAAAA #thebastardmeteocrusherpilot

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Oh shit, it's your birthday? Andross actually allows you to have birthdays?

It's a loud, heavy fit of laughter that meets the stranger's ears before anything is even bothered to be spoken in response. He throws his head back in his hilarity, his ears folded and pressed back against his dome with dangerous rows of his yellow-stained teeth visible as he barks out his uncontrollable laughing; the amount of humor O'Donnell finds in the question acts as the perfect means to demonstrate just what Wolf truly feels in regard to such an outrageous question. Of course Andross allows his soldiers to celebrate their birthdays! After all, despite how cruel Andross's leadership could be, the madman still understood importance of morale among the brave and strong men and women that fought to bring the ape's goals into existence. It is one of the so few compliments Wolf finds himself actually capable of honoring Andross with.

It's the big waves of loud laughter that wrack Wolf's body, deep and hard chuckles bounce his shoulders up and down, his eye squeezes shut to fight back the humored tears that threaten to spill. Eventually the laughter begins to subside, the deep humor fading with smaller chortling filling the spaces between the gaps where Wolf stopped to grant his starved lungs more air.

Wolf's crimson eye flutters open, and the purely entertained expression on his face begins to warp into a twisted, knowing smirk. He keeps his ears folded as his eyebrows begin to pinch together.

"Only when we've been real good, yeah..."

Wolf leans into the stranger, his smirk stretching into something much more devilish. "We're allowed to celebrate our birthdays when we've been good boys and girls, but..." He interrupts himself with a breathy chuckle. "--I haven't been a very good boy."

"...Are ya gonna tell on me?"

#INCOMING TRANSMISSION || ASK #INCOMING TRANSMISSION -- LOCATION SOURCE: BLOCKED || ANON #Wolf's Birthday Bash 2k24 #If I'm not posting pure chaos with Wolf then I feel I have betrayed my people

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"Heheh, another trip around the sun for me. Ya start to wonder when I'm gonna be too old for this!"

#IT'S WOLF'S BIRTHDAY WOOOOO #BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAAAAY

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Boop ~ <3 [ Boop Wolf on the nose / Galaxicos ~ ]

#that's it #that's the tweet #thebastardmeteocrusherpilot

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"I sure am! In fact, Pup, I don't think I'm done!"

"You havin' fun there?"

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#greatfcx #i'm so sorry to what i'm about to do to your notifications #April Fools' Day 2k24

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@thebastardmeteocrusherpilot​ paid the cum tax​

#We’re gonna have fun with this thing! || NSFW #this is not my screen shot i'm not this bad at fortuna #i'm just bad at the rest of this game

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Aaaaand that's all folks! Thanks for the fun, it's always a blast bringing Jack out for chaos during Saint Paddy's. He'll be back on Father's Day. Maybe April 1st, too. Haven't figured out what kind of "prank" I'll set up for April Fools' day yet, I might just bring back Baby Wolf again! We'll see! Anyways, I loved all the questions you sent Jack, thank you for giving me an extra day to catch up!!!

#out of claws || out of character #saint paddy's 2k24 #Whack for my daddy-oh! ♥

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What do you think of Emperor Andross? Or Mccloud senior?

"McCloud senior is a pure tool 'e is. Never understood why 'e 'ad me boy glued teh th'TV any time th' shitehawk was bein' interviewed on th'news. What child wants teh even watch th' news?!"

"As fer Andross, th' man needs teh get outta th'garden, 'es away with th'fecken faeries... I mean.... 'ave yeh heard th'way 'e talks? I don't think 'es a full shilling... But maybe that's what this world needs right now? Pepper an that Phoenix cunt can't make chicken soup outta chicken shit, so maybe 'avin' a leader that's off 'is rocker like Andross will make things better. Oul fella makes a lot o' promises... Wonder if 'e'll keep 'em?"

A bitter laugh. He knows better.

#Saint Paddy's 2k24 #He hates Corneria's leadership #but he doesn't trust andross #Hey! Be quiet! I haven’t finished telling my story yet! || HEADCANONS

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What kind of man or women do you like the most? show us your softer side ~

"Softer side? Why, I steal th' blessin' from th' 'oly water, mate. Yeh know damn well I'm a cute hoor -- there ain't nothin' soft about me. If they're breathin', they're worth a poke... I ain't picky, I'll get in anyone's 'ole if they ask nicely."

"...Ah go way outta that. 'Course I'd fancy a buck even if they didn't ask nicely. An' if not, it ain't trouble, i'll just pull th' pin an' satisfy meself."

#Saint Paddy's 2k24 #I think it shouldn't have to be said but Jack is a slut but he's not fucking anyone below age and also they have to consent of course #We’re gonna have fun with this thing! || NSFW

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Hey Jack, how do you live in your submarine? Aren't you afraid of the toxic and rotten sea? How do you entertain your boys? It must be very boring living under the sea!

"Heh! It ain't often I earn interest from Wolf's gobdaws when I'm on th'lash 'ere on Sargasso! Personally, me 'eart ain't put crossways o'er th'day that me oul girl finally starts rainin' Cailleach's piss onteh us. Many o' me 'orses don't share th'same sentiment o'course, they oft' 'ave squeaky bums o'er it, so I do me best teh 'ave me submarine looked over before we submerge again, but this work is expensive an' I can't secure th'funds I need teh stay as on top of 'er maintenance as I'd like. I fully admit I cut me corners, but not because I don't care about th'floatin' trash can. It's just I can't afford it... Teh that thought, I'm impressed with 'ow well Wolf does at keepin' th'lights on around 'ere. If I can't afford a feckin' submarine, I can't imagine 'ow much runnin' an entire 'ideout would cost. Me oul girl is in rag order and when she finally goes arseways, I only 'ope we'll be in depths o'Zoness, so we'll go quick-like. Won't feel a thing."

"Livin' on a submarine can be rough, yeh start t' get real tired o th' people yeh live with, even if they're yer best mates, eventually they just begin teh sicken yer pish. Yeh do yer best teh get a cop on but livin' in such close quarters an' 'avin' teh listen teh th'unsettlin' sounds me oul girl makes when we're deep in Zoness's toilet starts teh make yer 'air rise an' every single one o' us turns inteh a complete arseweed. I do me best teh keep all th'lads langered... Yeh see, th' depths o' Zoness 'ave a lot o dead spots, an we lose signal often so I don't 'ave the luxury o' usin' modern amenities like Youtube fer keepin' things from goin' shit wan... So I often sing shanties an' songs th' keep spirits grand -- anything it fecken takes teh keep 'em from actin' crabbit as a cat. Yeh find yer ways teh cope, th' boringness of it all often serves as a good opportunity teh get me lads busy with chores, get 'em keepin' me oul girl clean an' maintained... 'specially when a fat bag o'--heh--doubloons are waitin' fer yeh teh complete th' job."

#saint paddy's 2k24 #hopefully i was as incomprehensible as a real irishman #doing my best to be accurate here lmao

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"I remember th'day me son turned four..."

"Th'lad came in teh see me... But... I didn't recognize 'im though!"

"I had never seen 'im be four!"

#saint paddy's 2k24 #have a dad joke from daddyo

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Hello folks. Since I was a day late in bringing Jack back for our annual Saint Patrick's event, I'm going to keep him active for another day. Usually I revert my blog back to Wolf following the stroke of midnight, but since things didn't work out the way we'd hoped, I'm going to keep him up until Midnight Tuesday!

#out of claws || out of character #Saint Paddy's 2K24

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A cocked eyebrow, the smile on his face quickly fades.

"Beer?"

An insulted scoff.

"Beer... Yeh really think tha' poorly o' me taste in alcohol tha' I'd travel all this way fer a glass o' frothy piss? Yeh really are a rotten plonker, aren't yeh? Away with th'fuckin' faeries s'always."

"As always, you only come this day for the beer. Don't you have enough beer on your pretty boat, though?" Galaxicos asks that, arching an eyebrow, with a strong sarcastic tone to the word "pretty."

Anyway, Galaxicos proceeds to walk quickly towards the microphone, leaving Jack aside. He doesn't mind him that much now.

#thebastardmeteocrusherpilot #saint paddy's 2k24

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With the nudge to his back, Jack's pierced ear gives an alerted flick, a quick movement that precedes him turning around to face the person behind him. It's when he lays his violet eyes upon Galaxicos, that a wicked smirk pulls upon his aged features.

"Good teh see yeh again, Galaxicos, yeh fuckin' melter."

Behind Jack, arriving just late to the party, the tall ape arrives adjusting the earrings in his ear, gently nudging the lupine

"Oh shit!" Galaxicos growls a little, and then notices who is standing in front of him. "Oh no, it's you!"

#[Saint Paddy's 2k24 ] #IT'S TIME

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Despite how you and Pigma clash all the time, it seems like you really enjoy it. Is there some unspoken sexual tension between you too or what?

A loud, obnoxious bout of laughter, the sudden sound drawing all the bar's attention to the aged lupine - exactly what he had wanted.

"Yeh caught me! Tha' terrible swine's a right feek an' I tell everybody I come 'ere fer a pint o' th'black stuff, but it's really jus' so I can oogle at 'im from afar!"

#saint paddy's 2k24 #oh jack