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Charlie: grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for excruciatingly long hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

Grizzly: relaxedly putting some simple ingredients in the frying pan and pulling out a greatsword for a nice summer day

#incorrect quotes #scu #slimecicle #grizzlyplays #source: tumblr #source: incorrect homestuck quotes #<- afaik; no source listed but i foudn it there

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Mumbo: Please note, Architechs do not condone violence. Or at least, not murder. Iskall: And usually not violence. Grian: Architechs condone sending a message!

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William: one time i played truth or dare at a party and someone dared me to go home

Ashe: i dont think ive been to a party since like 3rd grade

Vyncent: i got blackout drunk once at a festival and when i woke up i was in some old building and someone gently placed a rat on my head before leaving

Dakota: im gonna throw a party tonight i think

#incorrect quotes #jrwi #jrwi pd #william wisp #ashe winters #vyncent sol #dakota cole

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Pearl: We can cook this soup at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Gem: No, that's not how you make soup.

Impulse: FLOOR IT!!

Pearl: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Gem: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Pearl: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE SOUP!

Impulse: DO IT!

Gem: NO-

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Cronus: the vworst thing abt gay peers my age is that i cant tell vwho im allowved to say faggot around and vwho vwill go on tiktok and make a wvideo about me saying faggot around them

Kankri: A trigger warning tag w9uld sure 6e appreciated

Cronus: my bad TVW: tiktok

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Charlie: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Schlatt:

Charlie: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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moca: *stabbing air between yukina and ran with a butter knife*

ran: what the hell are you doing?

moca: trying to cut the tension between you two

lisa: isn’t working, i still feel awkward

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Roxy: i jst feel like evryone wants 2 rite mpreg nd no 1 wants to consider that just bcause a man can get pregnant doesn't mean he will

Roxy: nobody considers the implicit pro-life mssgng of mpreg

Kanaya, nodding sagely: We Need More Mpreg Abortion Stories

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Roxy: i am very passionate about STEM (Soup To Eat Mmmmmmm)

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Rolan: no no you misheard me. i said “cicadan” rhythm. i burrow underground to sleep for 12 years and when i wake up i scream.

#incorrect quotes #jrwi #jrwi bitb #rolan deep #source: incorrect homestuck quotes #afaik. #might be somewhere else but theres no source listed on the post so.

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William: gaming terms are weird. oh youre carrying me? whats next gonna hold me gently? cradle my head in your hands? youre gonna kiss me? is that our strategy

Ashe: oh yeah of course. thats the pro strat

William: poggers

#incorrect quotes #jrwi #jrwi pd #william wisp #ashe winters #wispy winters #was gonna make this a chatfic chapter but idk where to go from here. so uhhh incorrect quote

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Ashe: why does my dad call you waterboy

Tide: …How about we stop talking for a while.

#incorrect quotes #jrwi #jrwi pd #ashe winters #tide lambert #/* we’re relistening to ep 15… hello?? */

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Kankri: t99 cringe f9r new y9rk, t99 6ased f9r LA, just en9ugh 9f a hater f9r 69st9n massachusetts

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Dakota: But Williammmmm, I'm tired

William: Come on Dakota, it'll be fun! Don't you want to go undercover?

Dakota: YEAH, under cover of BLANKETS. So I can take a NAP.

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Roxy: mission status report: all systems are in the green. because of the cubes, which are green

Roxy: we are, in fact, in immense danger. because of the cubes

Roxy: which are green

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Rose: I'm micro-dosing on reanimating corpses by going to Build-a-Bear.

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Equius: D--> grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for e%crucitatingly long hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

Aradia: relaxedly putting s0me simple ingredients in the frying pan and pulling 0ut a greatsw0rd f0r a nice summer day

#reblog #homestuck