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Is it strange that most of the time, I just read smut so I can kick my feet and blush? Like I don't even be horny bro I'm just happy to see my favs getting it in lmaooo

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My best friend is the only one who has my tumblrs, and that's because we MET on Tumblr sksksksks

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!

The person who reblogged this from me needs a hug. Reblog to hug the previous person. 💕

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Okay, to the five folks who still read my fics, which do you like better:

Porn without plot

OR

Porn with good build-up?

#porn without plot example would be 'Contagious' #Good build-up would be 'Handle Me' #Love me some Handle Me #but I also love three or four lines of set up followed by filthy unfilted love making sksksksksks

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You may be on to something >.>

The fact that if I ever start writing porn seriously, I won't be able to share my accomplishments with the world is astoundingly disappointing v__v Can't go home for the holidays with "My sloppy werewolf gangbang is a bestseller in the erotica division" now CAN I?

#noodle replies

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The fact that if I ever start writing porn seriously, I won't be able to share my accomplishments with the world is astoundingly disappointing v__v Can't go home for the holidays with "My sloppy werewolf gangbang is a bestseller in the erotica division" now CAN I?

#sighhhh #writing #I'm so good at writing porn though #Like it's a true passion atp lmfao #I'm getting better at drawing porn as well #but if I make a career in sexy industries who do I brag to?? #I gotta be cautious with showing my bestfrien because she has a child now #so being like 'hey look at this crazy fucking cock I concocted' is a big no lmfaooo #And I trust no one else except the tumble girlies bois and they

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How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They all stare at their dozens of partially-changed lightbulbs and daydream about changing lightbulbs instead of actually changing the lightbulb, scroll through Tumblr and look at memes about changing lightbulbs instead of actually changing the lightbulb, and lie awake at 3 AM staring at the ceiling hoping that the lightbulb will magically change itself instead of actually changing the lightbulb.

#HEY #LOWER YOUR V O I C E

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Good night, boop boop boop

Happy boop day🥰

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reblog this and boop the person you're reblogged it from

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Us in 50 years

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hello tumblr

#God tumblr knows its people lolll

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Tumblr always makes me so happy on April Fools Day omg

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Hey Spock- watch out!

ah beans

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The fact that you all refuse to fill up my boop-o-meter is wild smh

#pffft thank you

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The fact that you all refuse to fill up my boop-o-meter is wild smh

#beoop

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Wait hold on

Supernatural S11E13 Love Hurts

#gah damn #sam winchester #he kinda hot