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ichooseviolence · 7 hours
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tarth themed pearl belt btw
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never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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Sansa really named Robert Arryn “Sweetrobin” after the robin egg because of he is so little, resembles a small egg, needs extra protection and blue is the colour of House Arryn. 
Robert is only a sick little boy, she thought, Lord Nestor is a man grown, stern and suspicious. Robert was not strong and had to be protected, even from the truth. “Some lies are love,” Petyr had assured her. She reminded him of that. “When we lied to Lord Robert, that was just to spare him,” she said. (Sansa I, AFFC)
Dipping a soft cloth into the warm water, she began to clean his face … gently, oh so gently. If you scrubbed Robert too briskly, he might begin to shake. The boy was frail, and terribly small for his age. He was eight, but Sansa had known bigger five-year-olds. (Sansa I, AFFC)
This time Robert flung the bowl, porridge and honey and all. Petyr Baelish ducked aside nimbly, but Maester Colemon was not so quick. The wooden bowl caught him square in the chest, and its contents exploded upward over his face and shoulders. He yelped in a most unmaesterlike fashion, while Alayne turned to soothe the little lordling, but too late. The fit was on him. […] "Take him back to bed and leech him,“ the Lord Protector said, and the taller guardsman scooped the boy up in his arms. I could carry him myself, Alayne thought. He is no heavier than a doll. (Alayne I, AFFC)
Robert had spindly arms and legs, a soft concave chest and little belly, and eyes that were always red and runny. He cannot help the way he is. He was born small and sickly. (Alayne II, AFFC)
Alayne took Robert’s gloved hand in her own to stop his shaking. “Sweetrobin,” she said, “I’m scared. Hold my hand, and help me get across. I know you’re not afraid.”
He looked at her, his pupils small dark pinpricks in eyes as big and white as eggs. “I’m not?”
“Not you. You’re my winged knight, Ser Sweetrobin.” (Alayne II, AFFC)
She’s not letting this kid die no matter how spoilt he is. Also, when you think about it he’s the Arryn version of Egg for Aegon. 
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ichooseviolence · 9 hours
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"A daughter." Brienne's eyes filled with tears. "He deserves that. A daughter who could sing to him and grace his hall and bear him grandsons. He deserves a son too, a strong and gallant son to bring honor to his name. Galladon drowned when I was four and he was eight, though, and Alysanne and Arianne died still in the cradle. I am the only child the gods let him keep. The freakish one, not fit to be a son or daughter."
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ichooseviolence · 9 hours
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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
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Game of Thrones (2011 - 2019) // The Fallen Angel, Alexandre Cabanel // House of the Dragon (2022 - ) (x)
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When Alicent stopped Criston from suicide, she was in his knight in shinning armour. She was the one that protected him and saved him.
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ichooseviolence · 11 hours
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Jeyne Poole ‘Arya Stark’
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top 20 favourite book-only asoiaf characters (as voted by our followers) ⤷ #3. jeyne poole
Arya had her father's eyes, the grey eyes of the Starks. A girl her age might let her hair grow long, add inches to her height, see her chest fill out, but she could not change the color of her eyes. That's Sansa's little friend, the steward's girl. Jeyne, that was her name. Jeyne Poole.
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@cerseiweek2024 cersei appreciation week 2024: day 3 - favorite dynamic
↳ cersei and sansa
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Middleton Place Gardens, South Carolina
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Julio Vila y Prades - Spring (1908)
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shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3
Thank you, dear!! 🤍🧡
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
Beat Patrol - Starship
Ain't No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye, Tammi Terrell
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
Mighty Wings - Cheap Trick (this song is one of my top 5 faves!!)
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