icoulddothisallday

[icoulddothisallday]

Look how cute he is ☺️

Captain America drew me and honestly it’s the best thing ever

[icoulddothisallday]

I can has friends please? 🥺🥺🥺

[icoulddothisallday]

I can't find the original post to reblog, so I'm just gonna leave this here and ask: where is my vampire bestie/boyfriend???

#food #religion #caps #long post

[icoulddothisallday]

The way I just wheezed lmao

[icoulddothisallday]

@jackspadiceye They’re onto us 👀

#I know I just selfied yesterday but this doesn't count as a selfie #body image

[icoulddothisallday]

.......I just found out what “farmyard tennis” is, and I’m never going on Urban Dictionary ever again

#that wasn't even what I was looking up; it was just There #nsfw

[icoulddothisallday]

I’m very much in need of some positive attention today, so I’m just gonna shamelessly use my dog to get it

#shqs;selfie #Star Spangled Man With A Plan #Dodgeridoo

[icoulddothisallday]

I just got an email about Valentine’s Day, firstly, it’s the 15th of January, calm down with this bullshit; secondly, stop rubbing it in that I’m forever alone thanks lmao

#I'm mostly joking about that second one lmao

[icoulddothisallday]

I’m so fucking cold today sos

[icoulddothisallday]

[icoulddothisallday]

Sometimes you just end up doodling Stolas, demon prince and cute owl, as a piñata i guess 🦉

#I have no idea what it is but it's cute and seems like you guys' kinda thing haha #owls #birds #I feel like I should tag as body image to be on the safe side? #body image

[icoulddothisallday]

The “Mona Pika”

#I felt like all of you needed to see this okay lmao

[icoulddothisallday]

I think my intro missed everyone’s reblog queues 🥺

#should I reblog myself

[icoulddothisallday]

I napped and it was not the nap I wanted, I’m so disappointed

[icoulddothisallday]

Once I’m more awake, everyone who liked and/or replied to my intro is getting a message

[icoulddothisallday]

I just noticed that the gif I used for my intro doesn’t look as good on desktop as it does on mobile and I’m mad about it now 😤

[icoulddothisallday]

Not all of us can storm a beach or drive a tank, but there's still a way all of us can fight. Series E Defense bonds. Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun. Wait, no, wrong thing.

Let's try this again. Hey, I'm Chris, you might recognize me as Captain America, or from Knives Out, or the Mystery Date board game. I have a dog called Dodger who's the best boy in the world, I'm currently obsessed with an app that's literally just moving around a bouncing ball cause I'm as easily amused as Dodger is, I'm obviously not over not being Captain America anymore, and I love all of you already. I'm watching Night At The Museum for the millionth time, but you should definitely come interrupt the movie @ ransomismymiddlename so I can love you even more!

#shqs;intro #Star Spangled Man With A Plan