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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. ll
Nightwing: When I was a child-
Redhood: Yeah-
Nightwing: I was filled with rage.
Redhood: (fucking crying from laugh)
Nightwing: I was- So fucking mad. I had like– 4'11 of pure anger and visceral violence.
Redhood: So you were like a mini Batman?
Nightwing (chuckling): Don't do this to me
Red Robin: Sorry- Sorry- (chuckling) Continue.
Nightwing: So- I was like- So, so fucking angry. And I told this lady- a nun–
Redhood: A nun.
Nightwing: Of course it was a nun- It's fucking Gotham. I told her how mad I was... And she- She puts her hand on my shoulder, right?
Red Robin: Right.
Nightwing: And she tells me– "Would that make the people who's gone happy?" "Would that bring them back? Would you like to take revenge on who has wronged you? Or save the people from going through the same?"
Red Robin: Damn.
Nightwing: Yeah.
Nightwing: And I just look at her. This mini ball of rage– And I just start fucking bawling–
Redhood (smacks the table): WHEZZE.
Nightwing: I just- (laughs)
Red Robin: That's how Robin was born? (laughs)
Nightwing: That's how Robin was born.
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this would you rather be a robot or a clone poll is bringing up the exact kind of shit im talking about when i say that individualist thinking makes people approach fictional philosophical scenarios in illogical at best and at worst truly deranged ways. like "if you're a clone you're not really yourself you're someone else" so you're saying your biology determines who you are? that's really interesting that you think that
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GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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If a landlord is in financial stress due to an investment they chose to make they can sell one of their multiple properties (that's if the tax deduction from negative gearing isn't enough, because our tax system spends more helping landlords than it does on any other aspect of housing support).
If a renter is in financial stress they can get kicked out without justification and can end up homeless because they can't afford anywhere due to unlimited rent increases.
These two risks are not the same and only the Greens actually understand and are pushing for us as a country to reassess how we view housing. It's a human right - not something the rich should be able to hoard and make endless profit off.
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This stupid bitch is going to court over a 90 minute course
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Also the course is specifically on maori world views in regards to land and working with iwi and maori clients, so it's not even like she's being taught about maori "religious" beliefs that could conflict with her own.
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Obviously, DnD characters are wish fulfillment and lots of people don’t want to address the slow senescence of the vulnerable human form in their fun games. That being said, narratively, I do think that levels should probably fluctuate over the course of a lifetime. The level twenty world-saver is going not going to stay level twenty into their old age—that’s not how athletes and retirement work! Wisdom and Charisma casters maybe, but your STR/CON/DEX builds are going to soften with age. They might still be the spryest bastards in the old people tai chi group, but “terrifyingly in shape 70 year old” is not the same as “deadliest man on the planet”. Drop those old folks a few levels, give them some creaky bones and presbyopia. It’s good for them, promise.
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theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox
theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees
theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards
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calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever
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