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Me: okay if it takes 15 minutes to drive to work and my shift starts at 11, then I should be perfectly on time if I leave at 10:25 accounting for the chance that every road is under construction

Me: *gets to work at 10:40*

#yes I am sitting in the parking lot rn typing this #in my defense there has been a lot of construction recently #I’ve been here for ten minutes #I just wanna be on time and make a good impression :(

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what is a hamburger if not a hamburger style hotdog

#this just came to me #I’m not high but I am tired #and this does actually make sense to me #just think about it #shitpost

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the only love I know is absolute devotion and it’s killing me as much as it healing

#this just came to me #idek why #yea I do #it’s those destiel edits with the tumblr post on top of a pic of them #this is basically a template for a destiel post #but it’s also true about me to idk

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why the fuck is no one talking about that four part documentary that just came out about nickelodeon and dan schneider???

#I thought the internet would eat that up #I’ve watched up to part three and I was almost crying #our jaws DROPPED #the abuse has been talked about to an extent before this #but this is the child actors talking about THEIR experiences working there #it’s about everyone’s relationships with dan schneider and brian peck #it’s absolutely vile what those kids had to go through #quiet on set #the dark side of kids tv #quiet on set: the dark side of kids tv #dan schneider hate club #fuck that guy

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capybaras look like if bears were pigs and I respect that

#idk man #I just say that pic of Jensen Ackles holding a bunch of capybara plushies and thought of this #capybaras are just so cool man #so chill #no thoughts #empty head #just balance orange #sick 🤙

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still calling it twitter is like a country refusing to recognize a new state

#so anyways I was on Twitter earlier #that’s it send tweet #it will always be Twitter and it will always be a monstrosity #I hate twitter (derogatory) #I hate tumblr (affectionate) #plz take this as the joke that it is #*the half joke that it is #idek why I thought of this #I was scrolling though tiktok listening to reddit stories being read by an ai #whatever send post

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#🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #ides of march #get stabbed caesar #🔪🔪🔪🔪

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Bro wtf I thought they would be here ALL of today

#matpat #youtooz #I’m so pissed man #I was gonna get the spinning game theory pin #I’ve been watching for years #wtf

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I’ve been saying this for years. Fandom is so much more exciting when the fans have time to actually talk about what’s happening and discuss what could happen next.

When I see a show get put out all in one, I can tell that some shortsighted executives made the decision that having some money sooner, is better than gradual money. This one and done format is not good for anyone; it’s not as entertaining, not as exciting, not as impactful, which all leads to not as profitable, so I really don’t understand why this is done.

Companies tend to forget that their best advertising is the enjoyment and excitement of their consumers. Nothing they pay for is as influential as word of mouth. That’s not going to happen effectively if they just throw their content out into the void all at once. New content keeps the excitement alive for as long as it’s airing.

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

#sorry for the ramble #I’m just very passionate about this #I’ve been thinking about this since the first season on the umbrella academy came out #AT LEAST #so it’s been on my mind for minimum five years #also happy early fifth birthday to the umbrella academy I just found out #bring back weekly episodes #even on streaming #we used to be a proper country #if supernatural did this I would probably have a crisis tbh

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Chasing my melatonin with an energy drink so I can finally experience the Hat Man

#it’s a dream #hopefully #ish #maybe it’s dreaming maybe it’s your newly hired sleep paralysis demon #idek #but I did just do this so #good luck to me I guess lol #I can actually feel my body crying for water #it shall get its wish soon

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Does anyone have any tips for what job yo get when you have severe social anxiety? Some days it seems so easy, but the moment I start looking I start to panic. I think something repetitive and relatively simple would be the best for me mentally but I have no clue where to look.

#I am TERRIFIED of doing something wrong #legitimately SCARED #job search #jobs for anxiety #social anxiety #adult help #plz

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I am 23 years old and I just realized why Max’s backpack shirt wouldn’t have worked

#idek why it came to mind #this is about wizards of waverly place #or however you spell it #whatever #it literally JUST came to me #less than a minute ago

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I hardly know who this guy is but if the homies hate him then so do I

#ROT IN HELL #YOU DID BAD SHIT #DUNNO WHAT IT WAS #BUT FUCK YOU DIDE #*DUDE #WHATEVER #henry kissinger #🎉🎉🎉

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I think the only reason I’m still alive right now is the knowledge that someday I will be able to be myself. It won’t be soon, probably not even in the next couple years, but at some point I will be able to look in the mirror and see myself. Not just myself for now, not almost myself, not myself stuck in a never ending transitional period, but myself. Ever changing and growing with life, but always still myself. How can I leave knowing that they haven’t even had a chance to be yet

#my life feels like it’s regressing right now #I don’t feel okay all that often anymore #finishing this chapter is going to set me back far enough that I’m afraid #I don’t know how I’m going to handle losing this tiny bit of myself that I’ve managed to find #losing it was always inevitable but completely incomprehensible

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I would loose every single life trying to draw one straight line

I need a Duolingo but for practicing art

#I’m good at art #but also so so so bad

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I need a Duolingo but for practicing art

#I just want to draw person #plz

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Thinking about the time I got the nerve to wear an “any pronouns” pin and almost cried when someone called me “them”

#I was having big imposter syndrome like maybe I’m doing it for attention *it’s all in my head and I’ve told no one* #then I was called ‘they’ and got butterflies #imposter syndrome demolished #loop hole: tell yourself you’re lying about your pronouns until you hear someone use them and have your life change