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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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no language should be mocked other than french
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I don't care who gets mad at me for making this.
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underrated prince of egypt things
•how they handle the violence of the story. the dead guard moses threw off the scaffolding with only his hand shown. the children being ripped from weeping mothers’ arms. it’s enough to draw horror without being gratuitous.
•little ramses jumping up trying to see moses. just. how their relationship was portrayed. it would be so easy to see these deadly opponents and not buy into the idea that they love each other. but they did. and they do. and then it’s broken.
•tzipporah saying ‘i won’t be given to anyone! especially an arrogant palace brat!’ and later marrying moses of her own free will.
•moses sarcastically saying that ramses singlehandedly destroyed the greatest kingdom on earth, and it actually coming true.
•ramses chariot-racing moses in the intro and moses nearly ramming him to death, and ramses in the red sea being thrown off his broken chariot in his vengeance and bloodlust.
•moses returning to the palace in the dark and gently touching the same pillar, and finding ramses sitting in the same place he used to. ramses’ son standing in front of the mural of the killing of the children, something which affected moses so deeply, without even noticing it was there.
•how God is portrayed in this movie. the design is gorgeous and otherwordly and powerful. the sound design and the soundtrack grabs you. it is respectful to faith and twinged with the awe the presence of God creates.
•how Moses finds the burning bush by following a lost sheep. I love the allusions to other Biblical figures and tropes. I love me some Jesus prefigurement.
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Nobody's missionaries hustle like the Pentecostals, you gotta hand it to them.
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CYPRESS, CA — Members of a local gym were shocked and distracted today after a woman — who was clearly new and not familiar with the expected attire of exercising females — spent her entire workout actually wearing clothing.
"She obviously has no idea what she's doing," said gym member Cody Faust. "As you can see from looking at all of the other ladies here, she's dressed far too modestly. It's such an unusual sight that it's honestly really distracting."
Other women working out were not pleased with the fully clothed woman taking attention away from them. "Who does this girl think she is?!" asked Brittni Jackson, whose gym attire would have to be pixelated if this story were being reported on television to meet common standards of decency. "When you're a woman coming to the gym, the first rule is to expose your body so you can get men to look at you and then become offended and angry that men are looking at you. Everyone knows this!"
Despite the commotion going on around her, the modestly dressed woman seemed unconcerned. "I'm here to exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle," said the woman, Susan Warren. "What am I supposed to be wearing? Almost nothing? That sounds dumb. Sorry, I'm new at this."
At publishing time, Susan had further shocked gymgoers by finishing her workout and leaving the gym without even taking a selfie or posting an Instagram story to show she had been at the gym.
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He used 100% of his brain during the incident
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Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi literally possessed them for a second huh
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I swear to God I can't find this post at all.
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it used to be 2007 you know
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