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average danandphilgames viewer experience

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my hot take is none of phil's 'wild northern childhood anecdotes' are actually at all weird he just phrases things in a funny way. dan lost his mind abt the whole dog warden thing and the literal story was just 'i won a school contest as a kid and got to meet the mayor of a small town'. when i was that age i was in the newspaper for making a flute out of a sweet potato small english primary schools were just LIKE that. this is not a dig btw it's just proof phil is a comedy genius bc he makes all these very normal things sound absolutely bizarre just by stringing words together in a way no human being has ever previously managed

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I wish I wasn't, such a dreamer. I've ruined this life for myself.

— N.M. Sanchez

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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

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God sometimes I just really feel for the twilight franchise. Like, the way the characters act (at least, human characters) act the way dumb teenagers act. Y’all ever hear 15 year olds talk to each other? Dumbest shit. Because everyone’s a dumb shit when you’re 15, I don’t care who you are.

But also it’s just so clear why Bella and Edward got attached to each other so quickly. Based on everything in the books, it almost seemed that Bella’s mom might have used living in Forks as a punishment, not like “do everything I say or else” but in a “well, if this new hobby of mine is an issue maybe you could take a break at Forks” or “I’m sorry I’m such a bad mom for doing all of this, if you really want to you can go live with your dad” while telling Bella everything she hated about Forks. But of course they talk about it and Renee goes “oh but I love you so much and nothing will ever come before my daughter”

Until she falls in love with Phil, and Bella has gotten so used to her mother “giving things up for her” that she learns to be okay with it, and wants to her make sure her single mother doesn’t have it even harder. So she moves to Forks, resigned to have a boring time until she…well, she doesn’t know. College of course but like, for what? The only thing Bella ever seemed to like was reading, cuz it was something that Renee never got too obsessed with.

So of course she ends up falling hard for someone who starts giving her all of this attention and wants to out her before anything, the girl is anxious as fuck, a people pleaser to a T, and doesn’t want to be left behind, like Charlie was.

This is a lot of introspection and a few bowls deep. I am not an expert on shit and I do not claim to be. Bitches just be yapping and I am definitely bitches

#twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #charlie swan #twilightthoughts #mental health #maybe some projecting onto the characters don’t blame me #twilight is therapy

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I know Dan and Phil reached the peak of their fame in like, 2013-2017, but this feels like the peak of their content creating. It’s the best quality, most authentic, most resources available and most importantly, the things THEY most want to do. We are living in A Time and I’m loving it

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People having fun with Alastor's shadow, Part 1

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⚡️azula writes smut but gets flustered everytime a girl flirts with her⚡️

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Hi !

This is a fanart of Able Sisters's shop ! I hope you'll like it

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Remember kids- if you have no idea what’s going on, check who fucking created the meme and if you still don’t know what’s going on, probs ain’t for you

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Fuck business casual I wanna show up places in epic robes of bright colors and patterns

was a mistake

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"all or nothing" dance for @simplydnp

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Listen if I heard in casual convo for the first time what Phil’s grandmother calls her little chest with just some Knick knacks she likes inside I would assume it was fake too

Dan is such a hypocrite when he’s like ‘all phils childhood stories sound fake’ like hello mister ‘i was in church puppet nationals’ do you think you’re more normal?

#dan and phil

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I just watched a video that revealed teenage baseball pitchers are getting elective arm surgery to "get it out of the way" so they have a better chance of getting drafted and having an MLB career.

I don't ever want to hear about the 200 or so 17 year olds getting top surgery every year while sportsball parents are making their kids get arm surgery so they can pitch a little better.

Apparently it is child abuse to help your kid drastically improve their mental health and relieve severe dysphoria but if mommy wants a McMansion from her son's pitching arm, surgery is perfectly fine.

I'd also be grateful if I could never hear a conservative talking head say "perfectly healthy breasts" again.