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Some unbelievable revelations are occurring…

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vacuum guy with gerard’s shorts last night

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saw someone on twitter being like "if they're gonna criticize the fest they shouldn't have taken the gig then 🙄🙄" AND MISS OUT ON PULLING THE FUNNIEST BIT OF THEIR CAREERS??

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*After hair transplant surgery*

Gerard: Wait wheres frank….

Doctor: Who do you think gave you the hair… 😞

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mikey couldn't wear his revenge era outfit whilst surrounded by so many mid-00s emo bandmen bc it would have been too dangerous. it would have lured them all to him like a siren song. like chum in a shark tank.

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‘Are you ready, Ray?’

‘Yeah’

‘How about you Frank?’

*incomprehensible*

*incomprehensible*

*inaudible*

*just yelling*

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One of the most important things about mcr, and what makes mcr so awesome, is that not one single member is cool. Not one of them! They are all so fucking lame and weird.

Gerard gets asked about his artistic inspirations and he goes on a rant about Joan of Arc and squid. In lotms he had a perfect replica of some Lord of the Rings sword in his room and a notebook labeled 'Star Wars Notes'. There's literally too much to list.

Mikey is a shivery chihuahua of a human being who got more ass than anyone else in the band and got his first bass by stealing it from Gerard's ex and used to tuck his hair under his glasses and stalked his favorite band up and down the east coast. After he got famous he would invite random dudes he met of WoW to his real life house. His favorite book is IT, and as someone else who's favorite book is IT, that's not a hallmark of a well adjusted human being. He got asked for a joke in an interview and the best he came up with was "a man walks into a bar... and says ouch! :)"

Frank dropped out of a psychology program at rutgers to live in a van with 2 dudes who didn't shower. He's a perpetual motion machine of a man who said in some interview that when he got bored on tour he started reading the hotel shampoo and toothpaste ingredients list for something to do. He posted his whole ass on instagram and cries after shows. He wrote a song inflammatory enough to get the secret service on his ass and his dad drummed on tour for kiss and was maybe the last person to speak to John Lennon.

People like to act like Ray's the normal, well adjusted, cool one. He carried a spider-man action figure with him for like a year. He collected Pokémon plushies well into his 20s. He went to fucking film school and got an alfred hitchcock tattoo and made a movie abt a guy who ate eggs and went insane. We all saw the mr. Pea(Nuts) thing he posted like last week. We've all seen the pictures with James Dewees.

All four of them had an interview with a porn mag and wouldnt shut up about dnd. They wouldn't write a song for twilight but they did for Yo Gabba Gabba. None of them are cool and they don't care and that's the whole fucking point.

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Why did we stop talking about the manson girl outfit? The manson girl outfit made so many of the other outfits make sense to me. I wanna talk about the manson girl outfit.

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i really did not expect to be sitting here over half a decade later on tumblr writing about mcr still but GERARD WAY IS HOT

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more of gerard last night in alpharetta, ga - shot by me <3

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and on this day we once again must remember our fallen savoir Joe Jonas, who tried to tell us he heard my chemical romance recording new music and was burned at the stake for his perceived lies,

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Anyone else ever think about how every single member of mcr aged out of the 27 club when literally no one thought they would and now they're all playing onstage again with each other but this time with crow's feet on their faces and their families watching from wings and their kid's drawings taped to the amps instead of getting blackout drunk and overmedicating to cope with being on stage and wishing to die young and alone and burning themselves up and out to claw a place in the scene until they were nuclear shadows of people. The hotel curtains are wide fucking open, everyone. I'm going to go put my head through some masonite

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OKAY TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SAME CARDIGAN

#boyfriends #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr houston #mcr return #gerard way #frank iero #ray toro #mikey way #frerard #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #revenge #three cheers for sweet revenge #foundations of decay #danger days #welcome to the black parade #black parade