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murph: you gotta honor the cock

everyone else:

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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One of the funniest parts of the PJO and HOO series is that Percy never has to introduce himself to gods and titans and giants, they always know who he is. If anything they have to introduce themselves to him.

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Riz is talking about Mary-Ann the same way Fabian talks about Chungledown Bim:

Adaine: I don't know, I feel like I could take her. She's like half my height

Riz: no no no no no no

Riz: you have not seen what i have seen

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riz shows up in legend lore because he summoned the night yorb. if kipperlilly is reviving ankarna just so she can be mentioned in the legend lore wiki i will forgive all of her crimes

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Okay but like if Kristen didnt have that 7th level slot the bad kids def wouldve eaten the shrimp dragon and crab. Shrimp party but all the guests are Arthur Auguefort clones

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rizbert i-have-to-follow-the-rules-or-who-am-i gukgak finally doing drugs bc a ghost teacher says she’ll lie to him if he doesn’t

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Me every single day:

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Some of you seem to think that "class president" is a role with as much responsibility and power as a real life president. Look at me. It means fucking nothing. If you say "hmmm I don't really think Kristen is SUITED for the RESPONSIBILITY of class president" I am not going to take you seriously. Kristen has dealt with the responsibility of saving the entire world and you think class president is where it starts getting serious???

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I love how much emily axford loves to see lou wilson suffer.

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Something I just realized:

Kristen has Fig as her Paladin/knight

Adaine has Fabian as her “champion of the oracle”

All we need now is for Gorgug to become the Quartermaster to Riz’s 007.

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adaine really said L + ratio + kill your parents about it

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Hear me out… in a universe where Bruce, Clark, and Lois are polyamorous, but no one knows…Bruce and Lois get caught making out by a paparazzi and the tabloids have a field day.

The JL is like “Batman wtf that’s Superman’s wife!”

Bruce’s PR team is urging him to release a statement saying that it was just close friends in a moment of passion and had no meaning.

Perry is pressing Clark to come out and say something about the situation.

The next day the tabloids are full of pictures of Bruce and Clark making out and now everyone’s confused.

Everything blows over with Bruce’s “reputation” intact as the most seductive celebrity.

Perry just doesn’t want to deal with it anymore and doesn’t want to know why his two best reporters are lip-locking with a billionaire.

JL just collectively sighs.

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"If there's ever a conversation you would want to have with a mom, you can have it with me"

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You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”

Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”