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i wanna date luke castellan so bad it hurts

i could be such a good girlfriend for him

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writers in the shower: yess and that would happen mmm such a plot twist YES THIS MAY BE THE BEST THING I WILL EVER WRITE

writers when they’re about to write on the blank paper: tf was i gonna do again

#6k

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writers in the shower: yess and that would happen mmm such a plot twist YES THIS MAY BE THE BEST THING I WILL EVER WRITE

writers when they’re about to write on the blank paper: tf was i gonna do again

#5k

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i would rather you tell your worshippers that the great apollo, as well, has many wise and smart virtues

APOLLO IS THAT YOU?!?! TIS I, ATHENA, THE GODDESS OF WISDOM!!!!!!!!!!

ATHENA DEAR SISTER HAVE YOU COME TO WISH ME WELL

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APOLLO IS THAT YOU?!?! TIS I, ATHENA, THE GODDESS OF WISDOM!!!!!!!!!!

ATHENA DEAR SISTER HAVE YOU COME TO WISH ME WELL

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#hello

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never judge a book by its cover

leo valdez x gn!reader

summary: leo assumes that your godly parent is aphrodite.

notes: the reader’s godly parent isn’t specified, but it isn’t aphrodite

also, this is my first (and probably last) fic post and its dedicated to the one and only supersized mcshizzle❤️❤️❤️

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“son of hephaestus, huh?” you said as you toured leo through camp half-blood. “we haven’t had one since— since their counselor died in the war last summer.”

“oh.”

“it’s okay. everything’s fine now,” you assured him. “anyway, i think hephaestus kids are awesome. they have all these cool weapons and devices that can pretty much do anything. and of course, very useful against all the monsters.”

you mentioned the monsters if it was a normal occurence, which made leo a bit nervous. monsters? people actually had to fight some things worse than the storm spirits?

you passed a cabin that was fully pink, with flowers growing at the window sills and the smell of perfume filled leo’s lungs.

“cabin ten,” you told him. “aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty.”

when you finished your sentence, leo noticed the girls and guys coming in and out of the cabin were hella good-looking. he found himself involuntarily inching closer and closer to the pink cabin until you snapped your fingers near his ear.

“next cabin,” you said when he came to his senses, but you looked a little amused at him.

“so, your mom’s aphrodite?” leo asked you as you walked.

you frowned at him. “no, she’s not.”

“oh.”

leo assumed that every person who looked good was part of aphodite’s kids, with her being the goddess of beauty and all. and, he couldn’t help but be aware of this, you were really good looking.

you were smirking now. “why’d you assume that i’m an aphrodite kid?”

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#teehee 200!

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girl…

hi. i made a uquiz

#tag game #i got tagged

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this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors

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Can i just say that tumblr should add “search your likes” bc it takes so fucking long to scroll down all your likes (if you have a lot) if you wanna reread your favorite fanfics..

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you cannot tell me that this hasn’t happened to you:

*in the middle of reading a very angsty/fluffy fanfiction*

*puts device down*

*hyperventilating*

*SCREECHES*

*breathing hard*

*continues reading as if nothing happened*

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them ❤️

i don’t have any pics of punz :((

#<3333

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people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

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Piper: Hey Nico, what's wrong?

Nico: I think I like Will... but it's obvious he doesn't like me back

[flashback to a couple days ago]

Piper: Hey Will?

Will: Yeah?

Piper: Who would you save if they fell down a volcano? Me or Annabeth?

Will: *not paying attention* Nico

Piper:

Piper:...Nico wasn't an option

[back to present]

Piper: .... sure

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Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the CENTAUR of attention?

Chiron: Thanks for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next consuming and dangerous quest.