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Y/n, watching TV: " Nat, we should teach you how to fly!!!"

Natasha, reading a book: "Wanda and Yelena already tried..it didn't work"

Kate, suddenly interested: "Come onnnnn we're reliable!!"

Natasha: *Raises eyebrow*

Kate: " Ok,.. maybe not the best word.."

Y/n: " But, we can try, PLEASEE"

Natasha, : "*sighs*, I'm going to die again,"

Natasha, sarcastically: "Great."

#yelena boleva #kate bishop #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #y/n #y/n being y/n #marvel #avengers #kate x yelena #natasha x y/n #wandanat #wanda x natasha #wanda x y/n

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When was the last time you saw a goth that wasn't hot??? Is this just me dude???

#goth girl #GothsAreCute

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Natasha:" Come-on we don't have the time for this,"

Natasha:"Sometimes you are so impossible."

Natasha:"Our mission is in 1 hour, *slightly desperate*"

Natasha :"Come on please."

Wanda, who's laying on Y/n:" Comfy'..go way pleas'"

Clint, in the vents:" I'm so proud of my children, *sniff* I TAUGHT YOU WELL."

Y/n, unapologetically shrugs:" Sorry can't move."

Steve:"Hey we need to go now- *sees them*" -oh..aww..it's fine you guys can stay we'll be back later come on Romanoff let's go."

Natasha:"...I hate this team."

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x reader #natasha x wanda #wanda x reader #clint barton #steve rogers

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Y/n:*Profusely knocking on Kate's apartment door with their suit on*

Y/n:"KATE, TRICK OR TREAT, NOW OPEN THE FUCK UP"

Yelena:*Opens the door*

Yelena:"Why the fuck are you knocking on the door at *looks at the time*... Eight o-clock at night!?"

Y/n:Because it's Halloween bitch, now go get Kate and let's go, wait. Why are you here?..y'know what never mind you've never been trick or treating before and that calls for a celebratory Halloween night!"

Kate:*walks over in her Hawkeye suit somehow already knowing Y/n was here*

Kate:"I'm here!"

Yelena:"I'm going back to sleep.."

Y/n:"Wha- no! We need to go do fun stuff!"

Yelena:"Whatever. What you want to do does not interest me."

Y/n:"Alright then...I guess. Me and Kate will go trash the compound and throw toilet paper on it all by our selves then...*slowly walks away*

Yelena:"Wait! Your gonna trash the compound!? I wanna go!"

Kate:*quietly* "Yesss"

Y/n:"Alright losers, let's go!"

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #kate x y/n #yelena x kate #kate bishop #yelena x reader #yelena belova #halloween #btw #happy halloween

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Y/n:*Putting a white sheet over their head*

Natasha:"What are you doing??"

Y/n:"I'm gonna chase Tony around with this on."

Natasha:"Are you supposed to be a ghost?"

Y/n:"No. I'm the laundry he was supposed to do."

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x y/n #tony x y/n #tony stark

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The Avengers finishing scary movie night.

Natasha:"That movie was creepy."

Y/:n:"Eh. It wasn't that scary." *Shrugs*

T.V Screen: 'Based on a true story'

Y/n:*Screams*

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x y/n #avengers x reader

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Y/n and Nat arguing

Natasha:"Can you at least see this from my perspective!?"

Y/n:*Sits in the floor*

Natasha:"I'm going to fucking kill you!!!"

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x y/n #y/n's gonna die 💀 #natasha x reader #y/n being a dumbass #y/n being a little shit

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(Avengers arguing about who's side Y/n and Nat will be on during Civil War)

Tony, looking at Y/n and Natasha:"Look guy, who's side is it gonna be?"

Natasha:"...Fuck this shit I'm out"

Natasha:*Jumps out window*

Y/n:"Same, I'm team Nat, cuz we stan Vormir Nat"

Steve and Clint:"What's Vormir??"

*Y/n, slowly backing away towards the window*

Y/n:"..Uhh..Ha ha...anyways"

Y/n:*Jumps*

Avengers:*???*

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x y/n #tony stark #avengers x reader #avengers memes

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Y/n:"WHAT THE FUCK"

Natasha:"What'd you do now."

Y/n:"THE FUCKING-..wait..WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME THAT DID SOMETHING?!?"

Natasha, shocked:"It wasn't you for once?"

Y/n:"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!"

Natasha, still shocked:"A-alright then, what happened?"

Y/n:"The kitchen is filled with water filled solo cups.."

Natasha, slightly frustrated:"..*sigh*..."

Y/n, mumbles:"and it wasn't me..this time"

Natasha:"..."

Natasha:"..TONY!!!"

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x y/n #tony stark #avengers x reader

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Y/n:"HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!!!"

Wanda:"*Sigh*..Your birthday?"

Y/n:"-MY BIRTHDAY"

Natasha:"*Sigh*'Of course..'"

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #wanda x reader #wanda x y/n #natasha x y/n #wanda x natasha #natasha x wanda #wandanat #avengers x reader

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Natasha:"I just want to say that-"

Y/n:"-No."

Natasha:"Wha- you don't even know what I was gonna say"

Y/n:"No, but I know it was going to be something stupid."

Natasha:"Well..I was gonna say I like you..."

Y/n:"See stupid...wait..WHA-"

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x y/n #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes

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Kate and Yelena in a (totally not stolen) car

Kate:"Omg how are you such a good driver."

Yelena:"..Because there's illegal shit in here"

Yelena:"Because of I don't use my turn signal, we're both gonna do 15 years"

Yelena:"*smiles*Because I am going to lie and say it's yours"

Yelena:"..Put your seatbelt on, sweetheart...you are not safe :)"

Kate"..."

#avengers #marvel #kate bishop #yelena x kate #yelenakate #young avengers #kate x yelena

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Yelena:"Y/n, on a scale from 'damn Daniel' to 'fre sha vaca do'...how are you feeling?"

Y/n:"It's in between 'It’s an avocado, thanks' and 'how did you defeat Captain America', but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger” ..how about you, Kate?"

Kate:"Ehhh...hmm, I'd say a solid 'Road work ahead'"

Clint:"*Sighs*I speak many languages...and this is none of them..why can't you all be normal.."

#avengers #marvel #y/n #y/n being y/n #kate bishop #kate x y/n #yelena x kate #yelena belova #clint barton #hawkeye #young avengers

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Y/n:"Stop doing that."

Kate:"Wha-"

Yelena:"What happened, is Kate being herself again?"

Y/n:"Yes, and it annoying..."

Kate, frowning:"I'm...annoying...?"

Y/n:"..."

Y/n:"....I take back anything I have ever negatively said."

Yelena:"*Eye roll*...I guess I'm also...sorry."

Kate:*Smiles*

#y/n #avengers #marvel #y/n being y/n #kate bishop #yelena x reader #yelena belova #kate x yelena #yelenakate #yelena x y/n #kate x reader #young avengers #marvel incorrect quotes #kate x y/n

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Tony:"Y/n, open up!"

Y/n:"Well..it all started when I was a kid.."

Tony:"Y/n that's not what I meant-"

Natasha:"-No no no, let them finish."

#y/n #avengers #marvel #y/n being y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha x y/n #tony x y/n #natasha x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #tony stark

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Yelena:"I have a black belt"

Kate:"In what, karate?"

Yelena:"No from Gucci...well, technically also yes.."

Kate, grinning:"You are SO much cooler than Clint!!"

Yelena:"I know"

#incorrect quotes #inncorrect marvel quotes #avengers #marvel #kate bishop #kate x yelena #yelenakate #yelena belova #young avengers

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*All of the Avengers are having a New Year's party in the tower*

Drunk Y/n:"Do you think Wanda would wanna kiss me.."

Y/n:"Y'know, when it hits midnight..."

Natasha:"No."

Tony:"Probably not"

Pietro:"Definitely not, my sister's not into you"

Y/n:"bUT Whyyyyy?!?!"

Steve:"Guys..."

Y/n:"..Well..Well I'm going to try :)"

Wanda, who just walked over:"What are you doing now..what are you going to try..."

Wanda:"Anything you try always ends in disasters.."

Y/n:"I wanna kiss you at midnight!!"

Wanda:"..."

Wanda:"Y/n/n we're literally together,... I would hope that you were gonna kiss me..."

Y/n:"*GASP* WERE TOGETHER THAT'S SO COOL, I DIDN'T KNOW!!!"

Wanda:"..Were you guys trying to convince Y/n we aren't together..while their drunk..."

Avengers:"..."

Steve :"W-well in my defense, I didn't"

Wanda:"*sighs* I hate you all..."