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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

#when you're right you're right

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#your hyperfixations are sexy as fuck #and i believe you're aware!

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [5/-] favorite characters — James Flint in Black Sails (2014-2017)

"This is how they survive. You must know this. You're too smart not to know this. They paint the world full of shadows… and then tell their children to stay close to the light. Their light. Their reasons, their judgments. Because in the darkness, there be dragons. But it isn't true. We can prove that it isn't true. In the dark, there is discovery, there is possibility, there is freedom in the dark once someone has illuminated it." -- XXXVIII

#character of all time #also i need to do utterly heinous things to this man #but that's unrelated

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY

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Bothering the beast

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#fully forgot they went to philly in season 2 #also there was an episode in fucking HAMMONTON?

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#FUCK canteloupe all my homies hate canteloupe #keep voting canteloupe so my girl grapefruit doesn't win worst fruit #she doesn't deserve this slander #she's tastiest in the winter when all these other bitches are out of season and she does that for YOU

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a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

#hey look! it me

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

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https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3007

#american and 81 #i've never heard of some of those tiny ones #i know vatican city is a city but are there other city states? or were those just tiny

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in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

#manatees #with whale sharks as a VERY close second

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#married

#why is there utterly smitten ichabod crane on my dash in 2024 #god i need to put these two in situations #actually insane the amount of chemistry these idiots had

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The Bearded Vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone.

The bone-eating giant bird which coats itself minerals like copper to get its rusty hue for unknown cosmetic reasons, most likely to show dominance. The brighter the hue, the more dominant the male.

They probably need the copper because its anti-bacterial properties. useful if you’re a carrion eater.

The bird has a 9 ft wingspan.

Bearded Vultures provide an indispensable service to the ecosystem, checking the spread of disease by consuming corpses. But the bearded’s diet is 95 percent bone. It can wait for the other scavengers to strip the body clean, then stroll in at its leisure to take its fill.

#i love how uncomfortable their handlers look #vultures my beloved

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#i've put cocoa powder in chili and it works wonders

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I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this