*insert “he likes being on top” joke here*
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accidentally following one of the Bot Ladies™ when i’m trying to block them is so embarrassing like i’m sorry ma’am, i was trying to kick you out of my house not walk into yours
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Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.
Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.
Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.
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i plead oopsies dasies your honor
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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends
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