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Don't Worry Darling (2022) dir. Olivia Wilde

#( face ) han solo #( ship ) han & leia

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watching the dnd movie has really just made me want to write cila tbh

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finally watching the DnD movie and my childhood self is screaming with joy that they’re in neverwinter

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why is tumblr giving me a flashback to y2k???

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KJBDIEWBFWEONFOWKENFQPWDNFEJ

I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE VADER AGAIN???? ANAKIN WHAT’RE YOU DOING HERE

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HAN SOLO testing starter call!

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       han has been mulling over things for a couple of days now. the end of the empire, death of the emperor, of vader, of what life might look like when the rebellion doesn’t need a smuggler anymore. and he’d been thinking about leia. oh, he’d been thinking about luke, too, the farm boy and princess having become the only other being that had ever reached chewie’s level of importance in his life. ‘ so, you and leia, ‘ he hummed, doing his best to sound casual and surely failing miserably, ‘ are siblings? ‘

@lastjcdi​ asked for han solo

#lastjcdi #( story ) han solo #.HAN HAS QUESTIONS LUKE

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also i love the differences between han solo and indiana jones. 

han causes chaos where ever he goes. 

indiana causes chaos where ever he goes, but he feels bad about it. 

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and the at-ats. love those goofy little things

look usually i’m all for the design of the rebellion ships (x-wings my beloved) but i gotta admit that star destroyers just look fuckin cool

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look usually i’m all for the design of the rebellion ships (x-wings my beloved) but i gotta admit that star destroyers just look fuckin cool

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          he is frozen. he could almost call it frozen in fear. he’d faced down bounty hunters, the hutt cartel, imperial stormtroopers. and nothing terrified him more than the woman standing in front of him. well, actually, no, that was a lie. her daughter terrified him in equal measure. ‘ your majesty-- uh, ‘ no, leia had said something else, ‘ um, senator? ‘ well, the republic didn’t really exist for now. ‘ ma’am. ‘ that was good, right? he held out his hand, realized it was still covered in grease, took it back, tried to wipe it on his pants, realized it wasn’t much better, but still held his hand out again. ‘ han solo, ma’am. captain of the millenium falcon. i, uh, i know your daughter. ‘ 

@senatoriaa​ asked for han solo

#senatoriaa #( testing ) han solo #.he's so nervous

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while han had the falcon, a grand total of three people had a key to the ship. han himself, chewie (obviously), and leia. and han was an awkward, nervous mess when he gave the key to leia. because he knew she would understand what it meant to him. 

and then i know i’ll expand on this later, but qi’ra and leia represent two very different versions of han. qi’ra is the scoundrel, the man who is running AWAY. leia is the good man, the man who is running TOWARDS. 

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han would be more nervous about meeting padme than he would be about meeting anakin

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GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ You can’t keep making excuses for every one of [name]’s insane whims. ❜

❛ Genius always looks like insanity at first, though, right? ❜

❛ Hey, please stop fire-spinning inside. ❜

❛ I say it like I see it, no filter. If people can’t handle it, that’s their problem. ❜

❛ You’ve got to stay off the Twitter. ❜

❛ Are you mocking me? ❜

❛ This can’t Shazam. It’s a lamp. ❜

❛ Where’s my speargun? I gotta pack. ❜

❛ He told me you haven’t left the bath for a week. ❜

❛ My mind is a fueled-up racing car, and I got nowhere to drive it. ❜

❛ I need danger, a hunt, a challenge. ❜

❛ There’s someone here for you! With a box! ❜

❛ Hello, stranger danger. ❜

❛ Excuse me, I love your accent. I had to try it. ❜

❛ You must be very special. ❜

❛ When you throw a murder mystery party, you do it right, buddy. ❜

❛ I’m not here. ❜

❛ He’s just staying here. He’s going through things. ❜

❛ This rich-people shit is weird. ❜

❛ This is stretching my stride-taking abilities. ❜

❛ Okay, let’s stop talking and actually start hanging out and having fun. ❜

❛ Why is it on the roof? ❜

❛ I wanted to ask, what are you doing here? ❜

❛ Is this part of the game? ❜

❛ I’ve learned through bitter experience that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with. ❜

❛ You really try. I like that. You really make an effort. ❜

❛ You never know when shit’s gonna go down. ❜

❛ I’m uncomfortable. I’m gonna go for a swim. ❜

❛ It’s true. I say it like I see it. ❜

❛ If you want to shake things up, you start with something small. ❜

❛ That’s the place where you have to look within yourself and ask, “Am I the kind of person who will keep going?” ❜

❛ That was some real red-pill stuff. ❜

❛ Every single one of you is holding on for dear life to [name]’s golden titties. ❜

❛ Wow. That was so real. ❜

❛ I’m a truth-teller. Some people can’t handle it. ❜

❛ It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don’t you think? ❜

❛ Are you calling me dangerous? ❜

❛ A few cocktails before I’m murdered. ❜

❛ Halle Berry! That has a kick. ❜

❛ This simple thing that you thought you were looking at, it suddenly takes on layers and depth so complex, it gives you vertigo. ❜

❛ Every time we’ve gotten to the point where I’m going to strangle you, you pull something like this, and it’s magic. ❜

❛ I wanna be responsible for something that gets mentioned in the same breath as the Mona Lisa. ❜

❛ This is reckless. And you’re gonna get somebody killed. ❜

❛ It’s been a memorable weekend already, to be sure, but now the real fun starts. ❜

❛ Tonight, in this very room, a murder will be committed. ❜

❛ Well, to be clear, I mean, I didn’t know what a “blood diamond” was so… ❜

❛ What am I supposed to do now? Play Yahtzee all weekend? ❜

❛ I like the Glass Onion as a metaphor. An object that seems densely layered, but in reality the center is in plain sight. ❜

❛ It’s like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights! ❜

❛ Well, I’m out of here. Tomorrow morning. Gone. ❜

❛ You’re murdering my vibe. ❜

❛ So you come here, in your Gucci flats, telling us that we owe you? ❜

❛ What do you want? A check? You want performative pity? ❜

❛ I want the truth! ❜

❛ But me, I’m tired of pretending like you’re the victim in this game. ❜

❛ That changes things, right? ❜

❛ Have we ever not pulled through? Pulled it off? ❜

❛ We won’t know the cause of death without an autopsy. ❜

❛ Listen, I must insist that nobody touch the body or disturb anything around it. ❜

Are you treating this as a crime scene then? ❜

❛ I’ll pay you one billion dollars to tell me which one of them tried to kill me. ❜

❛ Oh, fiddlesticks. ❜

❛ Is that a speargun? ❜

❛ Oh, hell’s bells! Just, everybody, just stay here! ❜

❛ I can peel back the layers, I can take it to a point, but what lies at the center, only one person can tell us who killed [name]. ❜

❛ You’re not in the bath again, are you? ❜

❛ Heavens, the dog ate the caviar again. ❜

❛ It’s a stupid idea, right? ❜

❛ Listen, I want to be clear, huh? I am not Batman. ❜

❛ Any feelings of reverence or respect that you had for me when you crossed my threshold, buttress those feelings now. ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m trying real hard to buttress, but this sounds nuts. ❜

❛ Is this safe? ❜

❛ I shouldn’t be here. This is nuts. But I’m here. So let’s do this. ❜

❛ The reality-distortion field ends here. I can’t let you do this. ❜

❛ Look me in the eye! You know it’s a lie! ❜

❛ You must be really great at Clue, huh? ❜

❛ I’m very bad at dumb things. My Achilles’ heel. ❜

❛ This is your last chance to back out. ❜

❛ I think it’s really shitty what they all did to you. ❜

❛ I sold my soul for this. ❜

❛ I thought you said you didn’t drink? ❜

❛ That’s hard kombucha. That’s Jared Leto’s hard kombucha. ❜

❛ We’re running out of time! ❜

❛ Please. Think of the danger here. You gotta step back and let me handle this. ❜

❛ I never email anything that I wouldn’t want to see on the front page of The Times. ❜

❛ I think maybe you should take up drinking. You’re just killing it. ❜

❛ Something is just teasing the edge of my brain. ❜

❛ Oh, if I ever meet Jared Leto, I’m gonna whoop his kombucha-brewing ass. ❜

❛ My therapist says this is a toxic relationship. ❜

❛ We will do what we always do. Deny, half-apologize, and then go silent awhile. ❜

❛ Please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants. ❜

❛ I will do whatever I have to do to save myself, and he is my only lifeline. ❜

❛ This never happens in Clue. ❜

❛ He’s a son of a bitch. Leave his ass. ❜

❛ I don’t feel sorry for him. He deserved what he got, and you are better off without him. ❜

❛ Please don’t kill me! Oh my God, please don’t kill me! ❜

❛ I’m not trying to kill you, you crazy bitch! ❜

❛ Shitballs! ❜

❛ It hides not behind complexity, but behind mind-numbing obvious clarity. ❜

❛ A veritable minefield of malapropisms and factual errors. ❜

❛ Oh, please. Just tell us who tried to kill me. ❜

❛ Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon. ❜

❛ What is reality?! ❜

❛ Does he keep a vial of poison in his tooth or something? Is that a rich person thing? ❜

❛ Oh, it’s so dumb, it’s brilliant. ❜

❛ No! It’s just dumb! ❜

❛ You dim-witted, brainless jackass! ❜

❛ Your one murder, with any panache at all, and you stole the whole idea from me. ❜

❛ Wow! We got some big accusations flying around here. ❜

❛ You need evidence, and you’ve got nothing. ❜

❛ Anywhere you go, it’s going to be your word against mine. How do you think that’s gonna go? ❜

❛ There’s nothing I can do. Except maybe offer you some courage. ❜

❛ I hope your little bitch tantrum gave you closure ’cause it accomplished nothing! ❜

❛ You’re ruined. ❜

❛ Did you get the son of a bitch? ❜

#( meme ) its a meme #meme

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       han had learned to spot desperation, a need to get away. people didn’t come to the hangars just to admire the freighters. ‘ you know, ‘ the pilot drawled, tossing a dirty rag over his shoulder and leaning against the falcon’s landing gear, ‘ paying for passage is a lot cheaper than getting caught as a stowaway. just a thought. ‘

@kissofthemuses asked for han solo

#kissofthemuses #( testing ) han solo

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        ‘ look, me and chewie? we don’t smuggle people. ‘ there had been rumors all around the spaceport, and they were not the sort of rumors he was about to get himself involved in. ‘ whatever kind of racket you’re running, you’re going to have to find yourself a different ship. ‘

@amcritch asked for han solo

#amcritch #( testing ) han solo

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Harry Styles as Jack DON’T WORRY DARLING (2022)

#.he has han vibes tho