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JUST KIDDING DYLAN IS THERE DYLAN IS THERE AND THE WORLD IS RIGHT
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I’m so sad the only Teen Wolf cast at the LAST EVER COMIC CON are a bunch of non-og’s and I hate half of their characters.
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when your boss tells a dumb offensive joke but you really need the job
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academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
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“'Cause the times like these remind me
That I’ve got to keep my feet on the ground”
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Five years ago we got hitched and had the most amazing day celebrating our love with family and friends. 2 children and a total of 15 published books between us later - it’s fair to say it’s been a chaotic 5 years and that this day seems a distant memory… but what a delightful and special one it is! Happy 5th wedding anniversary @tomfletcher!! You are my rock, my best friend, my very own court jester! Thanks for the last five years of love, laughter, and putting up with me!!! Xxx http://ift.tt/2qcV3GO
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Katie McGrath attends the European premiere of ‘King Arthur: Legend of the Sword’ at Cineworld Empire on May 10, 2017 in London, United Kingdom. (x)
#weird that she would be casted in two separate arthurian projects#as two different characters#katie mcgrath
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Andrew Garfield attends the premiere of ‘Hacksaw Ridge’ during the 73rd Venice Film Festival | Sept, 4, 2016
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friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)
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The Social Network (2010) dir. David Fincher
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things ive heard people say in class:
“what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”
“is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.”
“let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*
in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”
“what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”
“in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”
“did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”
“wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??”
*scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!”
“i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”
in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”
“don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.
“i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”
“fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”
in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”
“i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”
“i found a salsa dip in my bag, anyone have some chips?” [a girl sighs, puts down her calculator and reaches into her sports bag] “i do.”
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