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I wanted to see what my oc/ dabihawks lovechild, Hato, would look like grown up and … guys … he is so pretty 😭💕
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LGBTQ+ Pride Sweatshirts and T-Shirts from EvocaitArt
Queer // Bi // Pan // Gay // Lesbian
Ace // Demisexual // Aro // Trans
Nonbinary // Genderfluid // Demi girl/boy
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Dirty Pics Headcanons
If y’all wanna see any other character throw me an ask 👀
Bakugo
100% a post gym sweaty selfie sesh
His shorts are low and his chest is glistening
You can see it in his shit eating grin what’s about to go down, better make sure no one else can see your screen
Was it the adrenaline making him hard or was he just thinking of you the entire time 👀
Both probably
He’s straight up taking them in the locker room, any poor soul who comes in after him is gonna get a show
One hand wrapped around his cock, the other is doing the ✌🏻👅 thing you know exactly what I’m talking about
The phone is precariously sitting on a pile of his gym stuff, this boy puts effort into his lil photo shoots - he’s even got the timer on so he can get a good pose goin.
Send some back I dare you
He’ll be FaceTiming you in the shower while you BOTH get wet 💦
Shinsou
He’s got low lighting bc this boy was definitely in bed thinking about you
Probably a wet dream tbh
His blanket is pulled down and you can see everything through his gray sweatpants
Including the dribble of precum he’s sporting w Pride
He wouldn’t just stop at pictures, he’ll send you entire videos of him stroking his length and moaning lowly
His sleepy voice is so sexy holy shit
Absolutely expects you to sneak off and send him some back, no matter where you are
After all, you’re his good little kitty aren’t you?
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could i request headcanons for what sex would be like with fuck boy deku? 👉👈 i have a mighty need
ROUND TWO BECAUSE TUMBLR ATE IT THE FIRST TIME. Stupid mobile.
Sex with fuckboi!Deku:
Includes lots of foreplay
So if you don’t have the time to fuck around a bit, don’t come to him
Perfect mix of soft and rough
Meaning Deku is unlikely to choke you out but will manhandle and tease you and slap your ass a bit
If you wanna be choked though let him know! Communication is key
Mans is fucking strong so if you think the bed is the only place you’re getting turned out, think again.
Big into Overstimulation
He just likes to see and feel you come. On his fingers, on his tongue, on his dick, it doesn’t matter
Has no business being as good as it is
Will cuddle you after
As a matter of fact Deku doesn’t mind if you stay the night, he’ll hang out with you the whole next day
Just know he’s gonna be honest if he has other hookups
May involve tears if he’s under the influence, not his fault that your cunt feels so fucking nice
You’ll probably want to call him daddy
If you do it’s cool! He’ll be shocked but he’ll smile and take real good care of you either way
Mans plays with your pussy like it’s his job.
His fingers? God tier.
His mouth? Makes you see the Holy Spirit.
Overall it’s just really good, lighthearted and easy.
You will catch feelings, though, so beware
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Where to start in witchcraft: Free resources
When recommending resources for witchcraft, I usually recommend books because authors often put together the best organized methods to start out. Or to increase your knowledge. But purchasing books can be expensive and sometimes we want resources that won’t cost us anything. This list is only meant to get you started. It will lead you to other resources as you build your path.
https://wildhunt.org/ - news, politics, reviews, and more
https://witchesandpagans.com/ - online magazine, articles, pagan paths
https://www.sacred-texts.com/pag/index.htm - Gardner’s Book of Shadows plus some older, historical works
https://www.gutenberg.org/ - project gutenberg is free public domain books, including mythology books
http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/49513 - this is Culpepers Complete Herbal on Project Gutenberg. A medical herbal reference from the 1650s. (For historical reference of course. Not all those old cures were, well, healthy)
http://ebooks.library.cornell.edu/w/witch/digital.html - Cornell’s rare manuscript collection on witchcraft (historical, mostly late 1500s to early 1700s)
https://www.alchemy-works.com/planetary_corresp.html - planetary and elemental correspondences
http://www.learntarot.com/ - a free online tarot course
https://labyrinthos.co/ - free tarot app, course and resources (plus stuff to buy)
https://www.facebook.com/downatthecrossroadspodcast/ - podcast. This is the Facebook page but they’re on most podcast apps.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaHXTaHUeP-Z331QoC2Fu4A/ - Laura Tempest Zakroff on YouTube. (She also has a book “Weaving the Liminal which is an excellent beginner resource)
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Guess who has the Alexander Hamilton Musical soundtrack stuck in their head? ME! Fucking hell help me.
#Alexander Hamilton#Musical#soundtrack#Alexander Hamilton Musical#music#songs#satisfied#my shot#rise up#more
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Hinata: Tobio?
Kageyama: Yes?
Hinata: What if narwhals had real legs instead of fins?
Kageyama:
Kageyama:
Kageyama: Shouyou, your suppose to say your vows.
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Hinata: IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
Kageyama: I don't want it.
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Holy shit Kagehina finally has some legit competition. Lmao this final arc is crazy. Now putting aside that Kagehina can speak telphatically to each other (because that’s some cute shit) let me show you the potential competition. Lmao Hinata Harem is almost canon now.
AtsuHina
“I’ll toss to you one of these days”
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“Man, Tobio-kun is so lucky! Using Shouyou like that to make their blockers dance to his tune... he’s gotta be having a blast”
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“Tobio-kun. Wouldja mind not picking a fight with MY wing spiker, hmmmm?”
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“Yer killing me! Yer all killing me”
“Atsumu-San, I thought that was funny.”
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“First things first... we gotta make sure we say a proper hello”
And boi did he toss abdjhajajdskak. You hear that Tobio-Chan? HIS wing spiker. Hinata is still a sweetie pie, laughing at his setter’s lame jokes even though he really shouldn’t. That’s true partnership right there. That I’m here toss is probably going to be the best one in the whole series tbh. So, let’s see if Atsumu can make them blockers dance so Hinata can defeat his day one rival. (*ahem* who happens to be Atsumu own his love rival *ahem*)
OiHina
“OI! Grand King! Pay attention to me”
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“Come Tobio. Come at me with your ultimate weapon”
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“Make no mistake, the one who leads the attack is chibbi-chan, not you”
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“Chibbi-Chan is the type of hitter that makes a setter want to put the ball up for him.”
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“Today...for just one second, just one second, I was really depressed. But, after meeting you I’m feeling way, way, way better.”
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“Let’s play here again! I wanna hit one of your awesome tosses.”
“Ugh... what’s going on? It’s been so long since I felt this way... I’m gonna tear up...”
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“So cool, so cool, so cool! That’s the Grand King for you!”
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“I forgot that volleyball is fun!”
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“You’ve got that annoying presence of yours, just like old times”
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“You’re so freaking good”
“Damn straight.”
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“Alright, take care of your self chi...Shouyou.”
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“That feeling of going back to being a beginner again... thanks for that.”
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“See you later”
“See you!!”
Do I really need to explain this one? The selfies, the lunch date, the beach is fucking right there, and the game. For once, they’re playing on the same side of the court (Hinata finally gets to experience tosses of THE Grand King and Oikawa is figuring out what’s it’s like to toss to Hinata.) they both helped each other get the fresh breath of air that they needed. Hinata was struggling and feeling homesick and Oikawa forgot the fun part of volleyball. Also, they inspire each other helping each other’s spirits (Hinata has always idolized Oikawa and apparently Hinata has this presence that inspires Oikawa.) OIKAWA using his name is so important, because it shows that he respects Hinata (Hinata is literally glowing after Oikawa called him by his name.) looking beyond them in Brazil (I know it’s hard), Oikawa goes from seeing Hinata as Tobio’s ultimate weapon, to an player in his own right. Hinata had to spike at him, for Oikawa to even acknowledge his existence lmao. While, Oikawa had Hinatas respect from the start (which isn’t hard lmao, rolling thunder impresses the kind); it’s really cool to see how one of the best setters of Japan and Tobio’s senpai comes to acknowledge Hinata. Also, I think they helped each other, because they didn’t wanna rely on people back home. (Hinata proby didn’t want his friends to give him shit or claim hs made a mistake, and it’s fucking Oikawa, Iwa had to headbutt as a reminder that he has teammates). Playing with each other helps Hinata because he’s fucking playing with the Grand King and helps Oikawa because playing with Hinata is fun and they both are amateurs at beach volleyball which gives them a challenge. PS: super not related but I would love to see how Oikawa would use Hinata’s skills compared to Kageyama. Also, they could team up to take their mutual rival down. 2 hard workers with skills against 2 geniuses Ushijima and Kageyama.
KenHina
Lmao Shouyou is wondering why Kenma is sponsoring him... let me give you all the details:
“Earlier today you said that you don’t like Volleyball much. What about today? How did you like winning?”
“It was just the same old thing.”
“Next time... I’ll make you desperate to win and we’ll win. And then I’ll make you say, I don’t wanna lose or that was a blast!”
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“Kenma, probably. won’t really care even if he loses. But I’m going to defeat Kenma!”
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“It’s a match with no second chances, Kenma!”
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“Shouyou. Stay interesting.”
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“I’m lamenting that the interesting version of Shouyou is about to come to an end.”
“Even as I tear away his wings, I lament the fact they can no longer fly.”
“It’s about time you started struggling.”
“The desire to escape from the cage will force you to take short cuts, which could ruin the team for your own selfish desires.”
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“Even if I’m getting held back by Kenma forcing me to receive, there’s no way I can choose one thing over the other.”
“Without the receive, there will be no spike. If the ball drops, volleyball will never begin”
“If there’s one thing I understand it’s that there’s no shortcuts when it comes to scoring a point.”
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*even if I know Hinata isn’t in perfect form, I can’t help but think he’s going to spike it*
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“I almost had it”
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*run-up distance, secured!
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“Even though speed is supposed to be Shouyou’s weapon? What’s more is that Shouyou jumped higher than usual.”
“We’ve got three blocker for that, you know? I hope you also know that this isn’t some kind of quick attack where the setter matches your timing”
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“Shouyou still seemed like the Demon’s club to me.”
“But I was wrong.”
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“Like always, Shouyou is different every time we fight.”
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*Hinata Shouyou secured the point with this clever technique*
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“This is fun”
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*at long last + Hinata’s victory scream*
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“Revive the hero on the brink of death and fight on...I’m going to give my apologies to the hero and hang on for a little longer to fight it out.”
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“Don’t you die on me yet.
“Not yet, not yet.”
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“This hurts. This is painful. I don’t want it to ever end.”
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“The ball hasn’t dropped yet.”
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“Win or lose, no one really dies or respawns, the dark side never prospers, nor does the world end. We don’t travel across a grand world, all we do is stand within the four corners of a 9x18 metre rectangle, and give everything we got to prevent a ball from hitting the floor.”
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“Ahhh~ that was fun!”
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“Kenma! Let’s do this again next year!!”
“Yeah. Let’s do it.”
Hinata saw Kenma as one of his goals, he wanted to get Kenma to fight him with everything the setter had and fight to win against them. Kenma is definitely curious from the because every time they meet, Hinata is different than before. Kenma was fighting him as a demon’s club for the longest time, not as a his own demon. Kuroo describes Hinata as the first friend of Kenma outside of Nekoma, who Kenma wants to “clear.” Even when Kenma thought he was succeeding, he was sad that Shouyou’s interesting side was going to disappear. Instead of defeating of him, Shouyou gets Kenma to have fun and fight to desperately win the match. From this match, Kenma realizes his gratitude to have been introduced to the sport. For a gamer, Kenma wants nothing more than to figure out Shouyou, but Shouyou’s unpredictability and constant improvement is what drives Kenma even further to solve the puzzle. So on one hand he wants to “clear” Shouyou, but he also really doesn’t want the interesting part to ever end. Thus, in the final arc we find out that Kenma is Hinata’s sponsor. “If you get boring, I’ll drop you.” It definitely motivates Hinata, just like when he saw Kenma losing interest in him (*wink*) at the nationals, he fought even harder to break the cage. Hinata really plays a big role in Kenma’s life, like his team is always commenting on how his relationship with Hinata impacts him (especially Kuroo, Mama Yaku literally cries). And now Kenma is Hinata’s sugar daddy and I approve. Yes, Kenma support your hoe, so he can become even more interesting than before. But, I honestly think KenHina is built upon enough, to not be considered a rare pair. Unlike, with Kageyama, Kenma and Hinata hand out outside the court. They’re friends beyond volleyball, meanwhile kagehina thinks that saying “as long as I’m here, you’re invincible” when it comes to volleyball, is ok for our hearts.
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hinata: kageyama, life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless ;) ;)
noya: oh come on, shouyou, that’s not going to work-
kageyama: marry me already, dumbass
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hinata: kageyama, life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless ;) ;)
noya: oh come on, shouyou, that’s not going to work-
kageyama: marry me already, dumbass
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how am i supposed to get closure without seeing what happens to the team after the third years graduate? how am i supposed to be at peace without witnessing everyone’s growth and development as they move through high school??? how am i supposed to just accept that i’ll never see the new members that join the team after the third years leave????? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITHOUT EVER GETTING TO SEE CAPTAIN YAMAGUCHI AND VICE CAPTAIN KAGEYAMA???????
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Hinata, looking at his ring lovingly: I can't believe we're finally going on our honeymoon!
Tsukishima: Honestly, I'm surprised you got passed walking down the isle.
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Kageyama: [walks into the room] sorry I’m late, I was...doing things
Hinata: [enters the room, noticeably disheveled] HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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