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Hello!

I don’t normally do this, but times are hard, life is hectic, and my laptop is broken. I’m opening my kofi and my paypal for donations, so if anyone has ever enjoyed my work and would consider leaving me a tip, I would be eternally grateful. I’m trying to pay for rent and therapy, so even the smallest amount would honestly change my life rn and make it possible to stay in treatment 

I’m also considering opening writing commissions, but I am still working out the logistics of that, so for now it's just donations. Please do not give more than you can, but anything would help 

Kofi

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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Advice for people who are new to tumblr

whenever you say hi to someone next door, make sure you’ve never ever seen them before, because we don’t say hi to people that we know. to the people we’ve alrеady met, we say hi-ho

the tuna fish here is beyond belief; we catch those tuna from the place right there, it’s a private little reef. they taste real good but don’t eat too much; it’ll make you throw right up: when it comes to tuna, a touch is enough.

don’t climb up that big old tall tree: a woman lives in there and she is not okay! I know you gonna wanna climb it, but don’t you do it, don’t you try it: again, the woman is not okay! (and not like “not okay” like there’s something wrong with her, she’s totally fine, she’s just mean. maybe evil!)

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CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

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just a reminder - do NOT boycott streaming services or not watch new things. the unions have not called for one for a reason. for one, it affects residual payments, which as minimal as those currently are, actors are still getting them during this time, and for two, studios will use lack of viewership as an excuse to cancel shows because you are showing them there is no demand. it deeply affects the industry the writers and actors stand to come back to once the strike is over

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im having a moment

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Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

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Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

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[ID: Tweets from Emily 'Soup Lesbian' Gwen (@theemilygwen) on twitter with the following text:

Well, just left a job interview crying because the hiring manager told me they liked my application but were disappointed that I didn't bother dressing appropriately. I tried to explain that I haven't been able to afford new clothes in years but I just couldn't handle it.

That comment and my reaction was one of the most mortifying moments of my life. I thought I put together a decent outfit for the job with what I had, and hearing her say that just destroyed me.

Anyway I'm still looking for work and struggling a lot. Even $5 would help pay for a meal. ko-fi.com/emilygwen

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Please help Emily Gwen, the creator of the lesbian flag. If you show me that you donated any amount I will draw you something. You can also support them by buying something from their Threadless store!

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soup

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#my hometown literally has a buzzfeed unsolved episode about it

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The relationship between an employee and their respected Regulars is so bizarre.

I’m like “leaving on your road trip this morning right? You will definitely need a coffee.”

“Hey it’s supposed to be your day off, what are you doing here so early?”

“How was your husband’s surgery? I know it was routine but it must have still been stressful.”

But also like… do you know my name when I take off my name tag? Would you recognize me in the grocery store? Would you say hello?

#literally the two older gay guys who come to my bakery know enough about me to ask after my partner #i had to tell them we broke up and they were genuinely sad #and then i just went back to taking their order

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magnus archives good

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Yes, I have a framed photograph of Carie Fisher in my home reminding me to take my meds everyday. Don’t you?

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He’s the SWORD GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the INVENTORY.

Read more Crow Time here.

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Happy plagueiversary

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