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stephen strange: Loki Laufeyson? Y-yeah, he’s… Public Enemy Number One. Hate him. I… *trips, dozens of photos of Loki spill from his cloak* Oh… these aren’t mine I’m just… holding them for a friend… *slips on a photo, causing hundreds more to spill* Aw fuCK no… no… they’re not mine, I can explain. I hate Loki. I just- *bends to pick them up, causing even more photos to fall out* Shit… *frantically scooping up the photos* Hang on, let me explain… just liSTEN…

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While I am extremely excited for Shang-Chi, I do have one concern that I hope will be addressed in the movie:

They better emphasize that Shang-Chi is arguably the greatest martial arts in the entire Marvel universe. And I’m not just bullshitting here, Shang-Chi could take on superhuman characters without superpowers. Like, if there’s one character you wouldn’t want to throw hands with, it’s this guy. 

So no, I don’t want them to hold back. Go all-out and show just how dangerous this man is when it comes to martial arts. Turn him into a John Wick-Baba Yaga figure if you have to, just don’t downplay his skills. 

[ilovemyfrostironstrange]

So much Frostironstrange starts with a base of Frostiron or Ironstrange

And there’s a void I’d like to fill. I now present, Frostironstrange with a Strangefrost base.

-Loki and Stephen begin as your cliche Rivals to Lovers trope. Thor returns Loki to earth and he joins the Avengers on reserve just as Stephen does. They both end up in a particularly large battle and are not very happy to see each other after their confrontation in TR. They spend the entire fight yelling and snarking at each other. Then Clint finds them in an alleyway after the fight, making out violently against a wall. He shouts at them for being gross and shoots several arrows at them. They both flip him off. 

-Loki wants to avoid Thor continually badgering him to spend time together and he would rather not live in Avengers Tower so he moves in with Stephen in the Sanctum. They are still somewhat hostile to each other but continued exposure to each other an close contact leads to them slowly becoming closer. 

-They really hit all the tropes: seeing each other look cute while they sleep, tight clothing pulling just a little up over waists as they reach for something high up, ending up close to each other in small spaces, almost getting stabbed or shot to Antarctica when they wake each other up too early. 

-The Antarctica thing actually takes place, and the freezing cold forces Loki’s body to turn to his natural form. Horrified, he refuses to come back and puts himself in a lot of danger by trying to walk across Antarctica to a warmer climate. He falls through thin ice over the ocean and while his Jotun form can stand it, his clothing causes him to being sinking. In a moment of softness Stephen put a small charm on Loki, just to notify Stephen if he ends up in danger. That charm goes off when Loki starts having trouble getting back to the surface and Stephen immediately teleports there and pulls him out. He rushes Loki to a warm bath and stays there until he regains consciousness. Loki is horrified to be seen in his natural form by Stephen but at the moment it’s all that’s keeping him from hypothermia and Stephen encourages him to stay that way.

-It gets kind of awkward but they spend the time talking and the whole story about Loki’s adoption comes out. Stephen sympathizes and they end up bonding a bit over it all until Loki turns back to his Aesir form.

-After that they spend more of their free time together. They begin to talk about magic, explore the Sanctum, learn together and practice mixing magic and martial arts. Somehow, without any solid conversation, they end up in a relationship.

-One day the Accords Council forces Loki to be evaluated for his power and goodness and they bring the rest of the Avengers to protect them. He refuses to come to them so they come to the Sanctum to watch. He and Stephen pull on their sexiest mage training outfits and put on a little show, obviously hiding how strong they actually are. The goal was to get the Council off their backs but it has an unintended consequence: they catch the attention of Tony Stark.

-Tony has long been fascinated by the magic users he’s encountered and has wanted to speak with one of them since Thor casually mentioned that magic is just another form of science. But until Stephen showed up the only magic user Tony knew of was Loki and he was still considered evil.

-Tony’s been meaning to ask Stephen a couple of questions but with the Accords Council pardoning the Rogues, he’s been busy being bothered by them and being forced to accommodate them. 

-This trip gives him the chance to observe magic being used right in front of him. And he’s fascinated. But not just by the magic, also by the mages themselves, although he won’t admit it. He begins to make fake excuses to drop by the Sanctum and speak to its residents. One day, he makes a surprise visit and accidentally comes upon Loki and Stephen kissing in the kitchen. He’s a little disheartened to learn about their relationship and resolves to not pursue them more, but he can’t quite keep away. 

-Stephen and Loki have been talking about Tony too, and how often he comes by. He always has insights to share about their experiments and has made himself quite the good conversationalist, despite knowing very little about the topic. 

-Stephen falls first, because he has less self-loathing than Loki or Tony, albeit only a little less. But he’s never been in a poly relationship before or even considered the possibility that he might be poly. He does some research, but he keeps it from Loki until one night he just can’t hide it anymore and he broaches the topic. Loki is initially defensive, thinking Stephen wants to break up with him to be with Tony, but Stephen explains where he’s coming from and Loki is intrigued enough to look at the research Stephen has done.

-Following that, Loki does some introspection, evaluating how much he enjoys Tony’s company, the automatic kinship he feels with Tony, and tries to suss out it it’s the same kind of feeling he has for Stephen or if he just wants to be Tony’s friend. They all go swimming and Loki and Stephen are practically drooling over Tony. It’s very clear.

-Tony, at this point, still thinks he has no chance, although in the back of his mind he isn’t unobservant and he does notice that the magic couple have been eyeing him. He rationalizes it to be nothing more than vague interest in his mind or purely aesthetic appreciation of his good looks.

-Another conversation between Stephen and Loki takes place, this one much more raw, as they are both kind of afraid that their relationship may not survive a third. They ultimately decide that Tony is worth it.

-Loki suggests just seducing Tony one day, but Stephen shuts him down. Stephen is half sure Loki was joking anyway. They resolve themselves to behave like adults and invite Tony over for dinner. It’s awkward and slow at first, but the topic does come up and despite much preferring to give in to the lust the three all feel for each other, they manage to talk it out like adults. Tony is very flattered by the attention and admits to his crushes. They all agree to take it slow, and to treat that first night as their first date. Tony leaves with leftovers and kisses on his cheeks from each other them. He’s smitten.

-Then they all keep dating and get married and live happily ever after the end.

(Thanos is killed off screen) 

#this is the content i signed up for

[ilovemyfrostironstrange]

Im a simple polyam, I see three or more idiots, I ship them together.

#FrostIronStrange #FrostWinterIron #WinterFalconShield #NatashaFalconShield #IronPepperHappy #ironPepperRhodey #LokiHappinessTherapy

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Stephen: It's just so frustrating.

Loki: What is?

Stephen: I keep dropping obvious hints that I'm into Tony, yet he's still completely oblivious.

Loki: *wearing a shirt that says 'PLEASE DATE ME STEPHEN' in bright pink letters* lol yeah that's crazy.

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personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

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I’ve got nothing for you, Cap.

#in pain #i am in pain #stevetonyedit

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We have insider information knowing exactly what Loki said on the plane!!!

Buzzfeed Unsolved is 10xs funnier knowing Loki is D.B. Cooper. 😂

#why is bfu being so quiet about this #they mention Tom Hiddleston on their show and now loki is dbcooper #we need ANSWERS

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DR. DARCY LEWIS WANDAVISION | EPISODE 4

#wandavision #wandavision spoilers #marvel #marveledit

[ilovemyfrostironstrange]

Ep4 :)

#episode 4 basically confirmed sword as the coping mechanism police #so yes #wandavision #wandavision spoilers #wandavision show

[ilovemyfrostironstrange]

wanda is currently writing fanfiction, to be exact an AU

just think about it:

the story takes place in a different time period than in canon

dead characters are now alive

two characters who canon tore apart are now a family and have children

characters that have barely any connection to the character in canon show up

everything seems to be perfect

and yet canon sometimes catches up to her

i am talking about the toy plane, the agent showing up in the second episode, agent woo trying to reach her through the radio, monica mentioning ultron killed pietro, a shot of vision having his head crushed in like in infinity war

so basically, wanda is one of us and i can only respect that

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Loki: Why do people keep looking at me?

Stephen: *looks around warily, magic at the ready* Who?

Loki: Everyone around us. The shop people. The bicycle people. The promenade people.

Tony: That's because they rarely ever see such a beautiful person like yourself in real life! Beauty such as yours belongs in a harem, a secret garden, a -

Loki: Museum?

Stephen: With self-detonating mechanism in place, so in the unlikely event should Tony and I fall in the course of protecting you...

Loki: *just looks at him in askance* Then I'll simply return to Thor. He's been begging me to come live with him for a while.

Loki walks away.

Tony: You thought you were being romantic, weren't you?

Stephen: *sighs* I need some work on that, don't I.

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Tony, depressed and alone in his lab: I'm really a fucking piece of shit....

[3 seconds later]

Tony, being fiercely cuddled by two sorcerers: What-

Loki: You idiot, you're literally the most kind, loving and caring being I ever met. Don't you ever dare talk of yourself in such untrue words.

Stephen: You're our entire world and we'll always be here for you. Your self-depreciative thoughts are utter lies and we'll remind you of how loved and an amazing person you are every time you'll need it.

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Okay but think about how, in the alternate 2012 timeline, the Time Heist Squad left behind an entire elevator full of Hydra agents who think Captain America is one of them. Think about how Captain America just had his patriotic butt whooped by a doppelgänger who told him Bucky’s still alive and then complimented his ass. He must be so confused. The Hydra agents must be so confused, but like, they’re Hydra. It’s probably in the Secret Evil Organization Handbook to never, ever talk about who’s in it. It’s like the very first rule of being a successful sci-fi Nazi: If you somehow get a guy called Captain America to join a secret Nazi organization, you do not talk about it. You keep that on the down low so that you have the ultimate double agent on your side. So Captain America is probably wandering around in the Good Ol’ 21st century, confused out of his mind, likely wondering what WiFi is and how he can find Bucky and where he can find Bucky and how could Bucky still be alive and is it America’s ass, really? And then one of the SHIELD agents that he’s met maybe like, twice before walks up to him and before Steve can even give so much as a How Do You Freakin’ Do the motherduffer is whispering Hail Hydra in Steve “I committed multiple felonies for the chance to punch Hitler in the face and I never actually got to do it” Rogers’s ear and shoving a briefcase full of soldier enhancement serum and Pentagon secrets and like, the secret recipe for Coca-Cola or whatever it is that secret Nazi organizations care about into his hand. And Steve. Steve may not know how Twitter works. He may not know emoji etiquette yet. He may not know why bananas are suddenly so weird or why having a lot of people following you is now a good thing. But Steve. Steve knows how to fight him some Nazis. He takes the suitcase. He Hail Hydras back. And then he busts his (America’s) ass back to Avengers Tower like guys you will not believe what is going down I thought we were done with Nazis in the FORTIES. Cue the Avengers trying to take down Hydra super early in the game without anyone knowing it’s the Avengers that are attacking the Hydra bases so that Steve can keep playing the double agent. Cue them trying to figure out who they can trust and who they can’t in SHIELD. And every time—every time—they bring someone else into the fold, they have to explain to them they have an agent who’s infiltrated Hydra, and every time, the person in question thinks it’s Natasha.

And no. It’s Steve.

“How in the hell did you convince them that Captain America is a Nazi?”

And that’s the best part.

Because they have no idea.

[ilovemyfrostironstrange]

Hey Supernatural; The Avengers, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, and many more would like to welcome you to the “Severely Disapponted by the Ending After Several Years of Intense Build Up Because the Writers Don’t Understand Their Fanbase” Club.

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Loki: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.

Tony: When you can't sleep it means someone is thinking about you.

Loki: Who would be thinking about me at 3am?

Stephen: (gay panic)

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Tony and Loki everytime they see a child : we're adopting them

Stephen : No.