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Yuri's Grandfather named him after Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space (who was from the Soviet Union), because he believed that if you wish your child to do great things, you need to name them after great people.
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So, I know that quite a few people know the Jewish joke: “they tried to killed us, we survived, let’s eat”, and a friend found this chart years ago explaining all the Jewish holidays and fast days through that joke, with one very important addition: TREES.
And since today was Tu B’Shvat, I found myself thinking that this would be a great day to share it.
Enjoy :)) and hag sameach!! <333
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Yuri: I am gay and look like this,
Yuri: so a lot of people come up to me and be like "Hey, if I'm into your look, does it makes me gay?"
Yuri: if you're a guy, then yes, that makes you gay.
Yuri: and if you're a girl.. that also makes you gay.
Yuri: I was put on earth to make everyone gay.
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Frank: can I be frank with you guys?
Leo: you’re literally always Frank with us
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Nicholas: *puts scissors on the table* What is this?
Eugene: a pair of scissors
Nicholas: *slap another Scissors* So what is this??
Eugene: *gasp in horror*
Seiji: I'm leaving this school.
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He is soooo beatiful
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my SON
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Jeremy: Jean!!!
Jean: what
Jeremy: I just talked Kevin, and he told me that **Va te faire foutre doesn't mean 'have a good day'.
Jean: so?
Jeremy: so?? You said you will teach me French!
Jean: no, I said I will teach you a lesson. The lesson is never trust anybody.
Jeremy:
Jean: you're welcome.
** go fuck yourself
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Sorry, but Andrew is canonically the poet.
"Sunset, Abraham. Death. Those are truths."
Poetry 🤌
kevin is the king, andrew is the soldier, and neil is the poet. i’m right you’re wrong. it’s so obvious. thank you, good night.
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Shinsou: I'm not here to make friends
Bakugo: too late, mindfucker. Deku is already making you a friendship bracelet.
Midoriya: what's your favorite color?
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Nicky: replace the word problem, with the word opportunity in all your thoughts.
Kevin: okay.
Kevin: *sipping entire Vodka bottle* I have a very severe drinking opportunity
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I can't read
... I see
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do you even like horses?
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Rebloging myself because I can't believe I made this post 4 years ago.
How long I am down in this foxhole?
Matt: what are your decisions for the New Year?
Neil: to live.
Matt: oh, that’s nice.
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Neil: did you know? That atoms never touch each other,
Neil: and since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything ever!
Neil: so to answer your question, coach - no, I never touched Riko
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Reyna: so... I picked up Calypso of Ogygia on my way.
The seven:
Jason: of course you did
What if Reyna landed on Ogygia instead of Leo?
I had this idea a few days ago: what if Reyna landed on Ogygia instead of Leo? And also it wouldn't have to be a romantic love interest that ultimately frees her which is a much better closing of her character arc (I don't mind caleo but its also pretty iffy so...) going from being trapped and torture by falling in love with people she could never be with to freeing herself through redefining what love is and how it has to be. Its much more subversive and offers more challenge to Calypso's character and creates a space for Reyna and Calypso to explore their sexuality which would be a very interesting dynamic and a great opportunity to havs Reyna's Ace identity be made more explicit in the cannon. (Also is Reyna asexual and aromantic? because I really am not adverse to Calyna being a romantic relationship in fact I'm kind of very into that actually) But also there's also people who have head cannons of Calypso joining the Hunters or Amazons and that would work splendidly with this plotline of having REYNA land on Ogygia instead of Leo.
I'll potentially write a full fanfic incorporating this idea later but here's a bit of story to set the scene.
Imagine: Reyna is flying across the world just her and scipio. She's flying for hours on end, fighting through waves of monsters so dense they block the sun. She's exhausted and constantly surrounded by evidence that her goal is a death quest, just a matter of when and how, still she persists lending out her strength to her faithful steed, Scipio until the moment she just can't any more.
No strength left to lend, nothing to keep her focused. Exhaustion sets in. She's spent her whole life lending out her strength with no one to fill her back up, what if in her final hour she fails, she's depleted. Scipio is too tired to carry on the flight. They begin falling out of the sky rapidly and Reyna is barely able to lend Scipio enough strength to land on the strange island appearing below them.
Upon landing Reyna has just enough energy to check on Scipio and access his injuries and well-being, completely neglecting her own. After being satisfied that Scipio is well enough and the island is safe, Reyna allows herself to rest. A full and complete sleep, something she hasn't known in weeks.... no months, maybe ever?
Scipio has time to recover and get stronger while on the island, and ultimately doesn't end up dying. The myth of calypso gets an extra layer of subversion by having the hero be a Girl, a roman one at that. And also it will challenge our ideas of love and (since I believe Reyna is confirmed ACE) give us an opportunity to see Reyna be explicitly confirmed as ace in the story itself rather than after the fact. But even more than that I feel like Calypso getting free from her island by being in a romantic relationship with a hero is not as satisfying of an ending to her character as we COULD'VE had.
So basically I'm imagining that the gods did do as Percy demanded and removed the curse on Ogygia that kept Calypso captive but they never bothered telling her and Percy never followed up (for obvious reasons- thanks Hera) , so Calypso just never knew and never thought to try. I mean after all, she's been there for centuries and countless heroes have made promises to her that they failed to keep, why would Percy have been different?
So on the day that Reyna feels that Scipio is strong enough to fly again (maybe he sustained a serious injury when they landed/during a gryphon attack) Calypso and her are packing things up. Extra food and supplies. They don't talk much. The (days? weeks?) prior have been the best either of them have had in their lives but now it was time for real life. There was still a war to win, an apocolypse looming. Reyna was needed in Greece and Calypso was trapped on Ogygia. No amount of pleading or convincing or strength lending could change that reality.
Just as Reyna is about to take off, she looks over at Calypso and holds out her hand, "Try. Just try"
Calypso hesitates, her hand hovering above Reyna's tempted and terrified of her invitation. Calypso makes a move like she's about to grab on and climb aboard Scipio but she stops short. She lowers her hand and looks away, Reyna's deep brown eyes filled with a fiery passion that said "screw fate", was too much to bare. Something about Reyna shattered anything "impossible" in her world and left shards of it scattering in the wind. Nothing was impossible for her. Nothing.
And standing in Reyna's gaze she felt that "impossible" stabing through her. She felt that fiery gaze burn her alive from the inside out. Never has she been so completely consumed in another person's gaze. Those brown eyes were trouble. They almost convinced Calypso that maybe, just maybe, she could shatter worlds too.
"I..." Calypso looked at the sky fully facing away from Reyna and Scipio, "I can't."
"Look at me," Reyna says. When Calypso hesitates, wanting to look back but not daring to, she insists again, "You can. I believe in you. You can."
Calypso felt a warmness building in her chest. She felt braver, stronger, more confident. She turned around to face Reyna, feeling the courage grow even more, before she realizes she's grabs Reyna hand and is climbing up Scipio
As they fly higher and higher into the sky she looks up expecting to see some sign of the god's wrath, and there's not any. Far below Calypso spots a lone raft floating onto the beach of Ogygia.
Even after her island prison had completely receded from view, she still couldn't fathom that she was free. She was out. She kept this built up anxiety in her body, her muscles were tense and rigid like she was expecting things to go drastically wrong any moment. They never did.
She was only able to relax once Reyna lent her more strength, remembering the feeling of warmth and confidence she felt leaving the island and so many times before.
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Kevin: One time I was late to practice and coach made me run laps.
Kevin: my dad was the coach
Kevin: and he drove me to practice
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