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I’ve never read or watched game of thrones and I never intend to, can someone give me one sentence explaining each season

#I’m not kidding #game of thrones #summary #explain to me #in layman’s terms #got #lol #I didn’t wanna watch it #but i’m intrigued

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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Jean: I don't believe in therapy and some random shrink lady isn't gonna help.

*a few moments later after he remembers that Betsy is therapist to Neil, Kevin and Andrew*

Jean: well I still don't believe in therapy but I low key respect her because no one else can deal with those difficult personalities and not go insane

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I have a headcannon that Aaron sleep the exact opposite way Andrew does.

While Andrew sleeps balled up against the wall, Aaron sleeps like an absolute hooligan.

By that I mean stuff like this😭

And I also think Katelyn would sleep somewhat the same way.

They both wake up together in my most wild positions, one of them has probably fallen off the bed and they are both in incredible pain🤷‍♀️

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I love the phrase "be so fucking foreal right now" mostly because I can clearly imagine this being Andrew's private reaction to just about EVERYTHING involving Neil and his fucking chicanery

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Neil is about to go skipping home to Andrew like “babe 🥰💖 guess what I did in LA 😉” and it’s putting a hit out on a rapist

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

lol this is so sweet, thanks for asking me this, time to reveal what a dork I am

1. My friends and family - genuinely I have been surrounded and raised by the coolest and kindest people ever.

2. My cat - not much to say about this, I just love her to bits (even tho she’s a bit of a shit sometimes)

3. Creativity - of any kind! Writing, drawing, crocheting, I’m not particularly good at any of them but it’s never stopped me (except for when I was like 14 rip)

4. Food - I love to eat and cook, my family are full of wonderful cooks (not even kidding I’m genuinely picked on for being the worst cook and I’m not even bad) so food has always been a huge part of my life.

5. People and society - ok hear me out, people are so fucking weird and I love it. I’m so intrigued by literally anyone in any capacity, and anyone who knows me would tell you this.

Ok well if you read this I appreciate you and now you know more about this internet stranger :)

#lol #ask #answer #things that make me happy #my friends #my family #reading #writing #art #creativity #ao3 #my cat <3 #people #and society #sociology #psychology #cooking #food #eating

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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

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Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

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I’m the person who leaves every single event without saying bye don’t even question it I hate saying goodbye I don’t want to hug you just let me disappear into the night like I’m batman

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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hello beautiful bisexuals in my phone. also goodnight. also i love you.

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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years