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Straight Lesbian Pride Flag

Straight Lesbian (straightbian): being a straight man and lesbian woman, fluidly or simultaneously. So basically femaric girlboy/male-female/boygirl individuals (ambigender/binaryfluid), experiencing both manhood and womanhood while attracted to women.

See also: larimarian (mlw wlw), orbisian/trixic (nblw), feminamoric romeric (diamoric mlw), duaric sapphic, woma(n)-, gyne-/gyno-, fem-/fin- and calderaic (gai strayt). 

~ Kau

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When did hikers develop the collective impulse to stack rocks and make obnoxious, useless decorative cairns at every park and river they visit? I don’t remember seeing them as a kid except as trail markers, but now they’re EVERYWHERE. What part of “leave no trace” don’t people understand?

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Happy Black History Month

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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

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never trust these hoes with idealized utopia islands and all cute cat villagers. when they aren’t posting pastel screenshots of their island they’re beating the shit out of their unwanted villagers with a net until they move away

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Quarantine gothic, or the utterly disconcerting image of a closed Waffle House

#this is serious

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Intimidation Meme

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING. 😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you. 😃 - To me, you are easy to approach. 😊 - I think you are a really friendly person. 😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you. 😐 - You seem a little distant from others. 😓 - I feel like you would not really like me. 😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you. 😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you. 😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool. 😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork. 😧 - Senpai, notice me???? 😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you. 😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot. 😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to. 😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes. 💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

#i'm not turning anon back on though #you can ask me not to share your message publicly though

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This is Ingo and Poldi. They’ve been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups

via @tanjabrandt2

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you may take it. ONCE.

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the people who deserve your love will never make you feel like you don’t deserve theirs

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Blood drop/cut throat pearl necklace by Hell’s Belle designs.

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To the miners, happy pride month!

(oh shoot forgot to say this but feel free to use)

(second half)

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people on twitter are acting like the smug villagers in ac are abusing them btw and its the funniest thing ive ever seen