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twitter swifties are pissing me off again

#the only thing that ever makes me angry on the internet is conversations about taylor swift!

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part 2 i guess -_- some of these are so yawn to me but also some of them are the best songs ever written idk

#what is persona non grata. #i am excited to see how my list changes over time bc my favs always change after i have more time with the album #this album is better than midnights imo :P

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you're good, I was just really confused for like 5-10 minutes trying to figure it out

thats just what you get from me and my blog

#what can i say

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thanks to another person I follow, I finally realized that one post you made about the album songs? is about taylor swift's new one (I really really do not follow taylor swift and only know about the new album because of an ad)

sowwy i should have said it was taylors new album i just forgot im not posting to a void and that people see my posts

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ijbol

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taylor swift im about ✌️ shit myself

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here are my notes on the tortured poets department after ONE listen. i love it (shocker) it will be on repeat and this list will certainly change

#taylor swifts new album btw. for the uninitiated. did i spell that right #she wanted to get married so bad #i love her #is this list problematic. idc

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im workshopping some new material

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that one chef boyardee commercial except instead of a can of ravioli its a pack of zyns following me home from the gas station

#zyn

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and for my next trick i will be using my mind powers to make a pack of zyns magically appear

#zyn

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kita…..

haikyuu characters who are balding headcanons

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oikawa is vain enough to go into debt for a hair transplant but i bet you anything if he hears that tobio or ushiwaka are balding and shave their heads just to get it over with, he might see it as a challenge and do the same

(or iwa and makki and mattsun goad him into it)

he shaves his head in retaliation so he can say HE was the trend setter. he has to make everything about him that petty fool

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okay why kenma for balding?

if oikawa starts to bald that whiny bitch is gonna just shave his head (iwa-chan will have great hair until he dies)

i just feel like kenmas hiding something treacherous underneath those side bangs

also noooo way i think oikawa would go into debt to get a hair transplant like he cares TOO much. actually i think he would have one of those fancy incredible looking toupees (and he would successfully keep it a secret until his death)

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Kageyama is not going bald but i feel like his hair is....unnaturally greasy

ohhhh true like hes one of those people whose hair looks better on the day he washes it

also i just imagine him staring at himself in the mirror analyzing his hairline with his eye twitching like hes so terrified of balding lmao

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kenma

haikyuu characters who are balding headcanons

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bokuto anon here--he probably is one of the few guys in HQ who actually takes really good care of his hair (like a legit hair care routine) and body tbh

i mean he has to right??? like his hair always looks good so he must have a very good hair routine

while on this topic i feel like msby hinata also has a great hair routine bc his hair just looks so pretty all the time❤️❤️❤️

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HAHAHAHA THAT does not make your prostate get bigger HOWEVER since altered (high tstosterone mainly) testosterone leves IS associated with balding AND prostatic hyperplaisa we COULD assume that those are related (DO NOT TAKE THIS AS TRUE 100%)

wait thats actually so interesting

so does that mean that as men get older their testosterone levels sometimes get higher which is maybe why old guys have big P’s and bald heads. wait interesting i feel like i should do a science fair project on this topic