professor: ur research paper is due tomorrow
me:
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pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer
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My neck, my back, my anxiety attack
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when I'm on the phone with my mom:
me: ok
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me: ok
me: bye
me: ok
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me: ok
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court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards
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when your legs dont work like they used to before
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