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there’s a dead body behind them but they also just saw marie

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i started watching gen v and all i can say is,,, every single one of those bitches bisexual

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My biggest criticism for good omens 2 is that this didn’t happen

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok

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when she suck you so good you turn to limestone

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@neil-gaiman you're a saint

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love hannibal conceptually because it was a bunch of nobody canadian actors they picked up in toronto, a handsome british fop who'd mostly done romcoms, a guy who up to that point was best known for performing cock and ball torture on james bond, and Emmy Award Winner Laurence Fucking Fishburne

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Unshed Tears by Seven-teenth

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Diabetes isnt the 'ate too many sweets disease'. It just fucking is not. It's your body slowly losing an integral function needed to nuture and energize it. Its your pancreas shutting down, its your blood cells rejecting your attempts to feed itself, its not enough insulin to go around. Its you slowly getting colder and weaker, gorging yourself with healthy food and getting next to no benefit, its being so exhausted you cant sleep. Diabetes used to kill, straight-up KILL. So no, I don't think I will be laughing at your diabetes joke.

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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

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i think they should be friends

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me watching a show: here he is! my boy! my sweetest boy!! [a 50 yo man covered in mud grime dirt and blood from an innocent man he killed with his own bare hands]

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me arriving 12 years later with a coke zero in hand: sooooo Teen Wolf huh?

I just finished s1 in like, three days? And here some thoughts nobody asked for!!

It's actually kinda good, not too deep, mindless fun, a nice kinda goofy dumb with some interesting points. You can't immediately tell where the plot is going which is nice.

I now understand why Stiles is the poster boy for this show instead of THE ACTUAL PROTAGONIST. Sorry Scott, you're a bit boring-

Seriously, him and Allison are,,, fine I guess, they don't make me want to stop the watch so there's that, but they are extremely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ meh. Good kids but uninteresting.

Stiles on the other hand became my favorite essentially the second he opened his mouth. Whenever he wasn't around I'd be "WHERE'S MY BOY, I WANT TO SEE MY BOY!"

Surprisingly I ended up liking Jackson! Like yeah he's a bit of a douche but my god do I feel bad for him,,, a warm blancket and some therapy maybe, a hug even.

Derek was so goddamn unintentionally funny? Motherfucker always in the bg standing menacingly like 🧍🏻‍♂️ AHAHAHSJSJDK don't see what all the hype was for him back in the days but I guess it had something to do with Broody + Leather Jacket

Now onto what I really wanted to talk about

PETER PETER PETER PETER PETER PETER PETER/STILES PETER/STILES PETER/STILES WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GHGHGHGHGH

"You must be Stiles"

"How would I know that?" "Because you're the clever one, aren't you?"

"Yes or No?" "I don't want to be like you" "Do you know what I heard just then? Your heart beating slightly faster over the words I don't want."

I NEED PETER TO DO UNHOLY THINGS TO HIM

I WAS SO RIGHT AT 16 WHEN I READ FICS ABOUT THEM WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THEM I WAS SO RIGHT THIS IS THE SHIT!!

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