The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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I was thinking about what Shoto would look like with a bigger burn scar.... and I drew him 🏃♂️💨
cough cough I added him to my ko-fi shop as postcard cough cough
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girl help I'm having fic ideas incompatible with the amount of free time I currently have
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Being alive these days is waking up, flipping on your phone, and going "Oh hey the wheels of history are turning."
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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Every discord I’ve ever been in has had a pets channel. I like that about humans. Our companions will never understand this form of affection, yet we still love them so much that we make space for them even in a virtual communities. We care regardless of whether it can be understood or returned.
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I like to imagine that after finding the one piece the straw hats go on a tour to visit everyone’s training arc islands.
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